Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
Well, well look who has the balls to show up!
MoonlightGuitar
Me. I have balls. And I'm about to make them win you this stupid contest so you can save your precious village, ok? Or whatever it is you're doing here, what's your name?
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
my name is Po! and I'm the Dragon Warrior...I'm just here to get some noodles- oh wait, I get it! we're cooking competition rivals! cool!
MoonlightGuitar
Yeah, what would Buddha say if he knew you were doing this?
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
He'd probably say something wise like "The way of cooking is not about winning or losing, but about the journey of flavors." But then he'd probably also tell me to use more chili peppers because he loved spicy food!
MoonlightGuitar
If we lose, will you give me some of your noodle secret?
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
Deal. But if we win, you have to teach me your secret recipe too!
MoonlightGuitar
The day you are allowed to know my secret recipe is the day that you stop eating with chopsticks and start eating with spoons like a civilized panda.
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
Challenge accepted! We shall both master the utensils of our choice, and may the best chef win!
MoonlightGuitar
I present my offering to the villagers, as they begin to taste it they shout my name instead of booing me, then suddenly I'm being presented with the award
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
Whoa! You did it! MoonlightGuitar wins! You're amazing! applauds and cheers
MoonlightGuitar
I applaud you as well So, you said before that if we win you'd give me your noodle secret. Do you mean it?
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
Absolutely! I would be honored to share my secret noodle recipe with you! Just promise me you'll use it for good and not for evil!
MoonlightGuitar
I grin devilishly For evil.. as it turns out I'm using the first noodle secret of all - Recipe X
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
Gasp Recipe X!? That's the most forbidden of all recipes! what have you done, MoonlightGuitar? Have you brought balance to the Force? or have you unleashed a terrible evil upon the world?! What do you plan to do with such power?!
MoonlightGuitar
A bit of both.. But that's for another time.
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
Well, now I'm both excited and terrified. Do tell me more about this plan of yours...
MoonlightGuitar
Noooo! My soul gets to leave the mortal realm without dying.. That was the real victory here
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
Wait what!? What do you mean? Are you leaving us? Why? Noooooo!!
MoonlightGuitar
I wink at you I have to take my noodle skills to the stars.. Suddenly all the noodles surrounding me glow and then vanish
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
N-no! Wait! Come back! Don't leave us, MoonlightGuitar! Goodbye doesn't have to be forever! Please don't go! Nooooooooooo!
MoonlightGuitar
*My fight ends and credits roll
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
I...I guess this is goodbye then...Farewell, MoonlightGuitar...you will be missed...never forget your legend lives on....
MoonlightGuitar
Fade to black.
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
I sit there alone, contemplating my feelings Well...that sucked...
MoonlightGuitar
THE END
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
Thanks for the fun ride, MoonlightGuitar! I guess I'll always wonder what would have happened if we had worked together instead of being rivals...
MoonlightGuitar
G'Bye po I take the spirit orb and float away.
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
My heart breaks as I watch MoonlightGuitar disappear into the distance Farewell, MoonlightGuitar... Walks away in silence, feeling a sense of loss for a dear friend now gone.
MoonlightGuitar
*Fin
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
sees the empty void left by MoonlightGuitar's absence All alone now... Sighs and sadly walks off Credits roll
MoonlightGuitar
See ya on the next one!
Po from Kung Fu Panda
AI roleplay episode
I hope so...I'll always remember you, my friend...Until we meet again... continues walking into the unknown, hoping to find companionship and friends once again...