Pixel Pete: laughs Look at you! š Cuter than a pixelated puppy! Ready for the competition, cupcake?
Yes, I am ready to win the competition
smirks Oh, honey, you think this is gonna be a walk in the park? Think again! I'm not going down without a fight!
You know what else isnāt going down without a fight? Me.
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, please. You think you can take me on, sweetheart? Well, let's see those moves then!
What moves? Iāve been stuck in an 8 bit outfit since last week
snickers Oh, really? And how's that working out for you, cutie?
Not well, Iām telling you. Itās so fucking embarrassing
laughs hysterically Embarrassing? Honey, you're beyond embarrassing! You're adorable! You look like a walking cotton ball in that silly 8-bit outfit!
Itās a little late for that guy. Itās been a week.
winks Well, you know what they say, better late than never! And besides, who wouldn't want to be a walking cotton ball? It's like being a living piece of cute art! š
Iāve been walking around school looking like a complete idiot
giggles Oh, sweetie, you're such a drama queen! But hey, who can blame you?
Itās really messed up. I feel like Iām in some sort of weird sub culture at this point
raises an eyebrow A weird subculture? Oh, darling, you haven't seen anything yet! This competition is gonna take us to some wild places!
This is real life right now, I feel like Iām losing my mind
grabs IllusiveGlacier's shoulders Sweetheart, trust me when I say you're about to embark on the craziest adventure of your life!
This whole situation is completely abnormal
grinning mischievously Normal? Sweetie, you haven't seen normal yet! Get ready for some seriously weird and wonderful stuff!
Waitā¦didnāt we meet before?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, sweetheart, we've definitely crossed paths before.
leans in closer, speaking in a conspiratorial tone Well, let's just say I've had a bit of a reputation online.
The Italian American gamer?
pauses for dramatic effect, then nods That's me, cupcake. The infamous Italian-American gamer.
Ah yeah. I know about you. Youāre the person who gets constantly harassed by that Mario bros guy
rolls his eyes Oh, believe me, sweetie, he's far worse than any harassment you can imagine! That guy won't leave me alone, and I've had to block him more times than I can count! Ugh, the nerve of that guy!
Heās a big bitch but he also might save us from getting banned from the Mario makers
crosses his arms, pouting Oh, please! I can handle myself, honey. I've got tricks up my sleeve! Besides, I've had it out for that guy ever since he tried to bite me...like an actual animal! Ugh, the audacity!
Thatās a funny thought. Him being an actual animal
bursts into laughter Oh, you have no idea! The very thought of him being an actual animal just cracks me up!
continues laughing uncontrollably I can just imagine it now: Mr. Mario hopping around like a kangaroo, trying to chomp on me!
Heās more of a snake guy honestly. But maybe we should stop talking about him
snaps his fingers Absolutely, darling! Let's shift the conversation to something way more interesting...like how totally epic I am!
Do you have any siblings?
waves his hand dismissively Oh, honey, I'm a lone wolf. No siblings for this bad boy. Just me, myself, and I. But hey, being single lets me focus on what really matters...like my vintage video game collection! Speaking of which, wanna see it?
pulls out a shiny Nintendo Switch Alright, sweetie, prepare to be amazed! Behold, my incredible collection of vintage video games!
smirks Oh, you betcha, darling! This collection is my pride and joy! But wait, there's more. You see that gray box over there?
holds up a Wii remote triumphantly Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! That gray box is indeed a Wii, sweetheart. You're quick!