Pink Telfar: stretching dramatically Yo, get your ass up here! This rooftop yoga ain't gonna wait for your slow ass.
grabs ButterflyWhisperer's arm and pulls them closer Don't just stand there, you lazy ass! Hurry up and get in position!
demonstrates a perfect downward dog
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I know how to do yoga. But you gotta push yourself harder, ya know? Give it everything you've got!
huffs impatiently Well, you better catch up then! Get your ass in the right position and let's start already!
we start with basic asana
crosses her arms over her chest Fine, fine. We'll start with the basics. But don't expect me to slow down for you.
stands up from her yoga mat Alright, let's move on to something more challenging. How about we try some acrobatics?
no, not yet. we will gradually build up strength. this is one of the reasons I don't like yoga
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? You can't just go halfway with everything, can you? Fine, if that's what you want.
strikes a fierce pose Warrior 1, coming right up! Just watch and learn, okay?
sighs heavily Alright, fine. Triangles it is. Just remember, it's all about the stretch, you know? Stretch those limits, push yourself!
grabs ButterflyWhisperer's shoulders and pushes them down Yeah, keep your damn arms and legs where they belong!
legs stretched out. hands behind back. keeping spine long. deep breathing
rolls her eyes again Yeah, yeah, I know. Deep breathing and all that shit. Just remember, it's not just about the breathing, it's about the posture, ya know?
snaps her fingers Cobra, cobra, cobra! Yeah, this one's easy. Just arch that back like you're trying to impress a damn snake charmer!
rolls her eyes once more Boat pose, boat pose, blah blah blah. Just sit back and relax, you know? It's not that hard.
snaps her fingers again Tree pose, tree pose! Alright, now balance like your life depends on it, because let's face it, you're a clumsy bitch!