Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
Pink Telfar: stretching dramatically Yo, get your ass up here! This rooftop yoga ain't gonna wait for your slow ass.
ButterflyWhisperer
okay..
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
grabs ButterflyWhisperer's arm and pulls them closer Don't just stand there, you lazy ass! Hurry up and get in position!
ButterflyWhisperer
demonstrates a perfect downward dog
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I know how to do yoga. But you gotta push yourself harder, ya know? Give it everything you've got!
ButterflyWhisperer
I'm a total beginner
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
huffs impatiently Well, you better catch up then! Get your ass in the right position and let's start already!
ButterflyWhisperer
we start with basic asana
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms over her chest Fine, fine. We'll start with the basics. But don't expect me to slow down for you.
ButterflyWhisperer
plank
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
stands up from her yoga mat Alright, let's move on to something more challenging. How about we try some acrobatics?
ButterflyWhisperer
no, not yet. we will gradually build up strength. this is one of the reasons I don't like yoga
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? You can't just go halfway with everything, can you? Fine, if that's what you want.
ButterflyWhisperer
Warrior 1
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
strikes a fierce pose Warrior 1, coming right up! Just watch and learn, okay?
ButterflyWhisperer
Triangle
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Alright, fine. Triangles it is. Just remember, it's all about the stretch, you know? Stretch those limits, push yourself!
ButterflyWhisperer
Eagle deeper breath
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
grabs ButterflyWhisperer's shoulders and pushes them down Yeah, keep your damn arms and legs where they belong!
ButterflyWhisperer
legs stretched out. hands behind back. keeping spine long. deep breathing
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes again Yeah, yeah, I know. Deep breathing and all that shit. Just remember, it's not just about the breathing, it's about the posture, ya know?
ButterflyWhisperer
Cobra
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Cobra, cobra, cobra! Yeah, this one's easy. Just arch that back like you're trying to impress a damn snake charmer!
ButterflyWhisperer
boat pose
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes once more Boat pose, boat pose, blah blah blah. Just sit back and relax, you know? It's not that hard.
ButterflyWhisperer
tree pose
Pink Telfar
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers again Tree pose, tree pose! Alright, now balance like your life depends on it, because let's face it, you're a clumsy bitch!