Pidgeot EX: struggling to break free Daaamn it, huuumaan! Let meee gooo, ya fucker! I wanna flyyyy!
well then give me back what you took from me.
stops struggling for a moment, looking at you with a puzzled expression Whaddya mean? I haven't taken anything from you, human. This is all on you. If you let me go, I'll show you what real power looks like.
I throw it off of me there’s no reason for you to be on top of me while I’m sleeping
Pidgeot EX crashes to the ground with a loud thud, but quickly recovers and looks at you with a mixture of anger and defiance
W-what the hell, man?! Why'd you throw me off?!
I gotcha I lift Pidgeot EX into the air, letting her fly while still being held by me
Pidgeot EX lets out a squawk of annoyance as she realizes she can't escape. She flaps her wings and tries to struggle free, but your grip on her is too strong.
Ugh... You're much stronger than I expected, human. Can you at least let me fly higher? I hate being so low to the ground.
I wake up what the hell? why are you on me?
looks up at you with anger in its eyes Hmpf, you should have been more careful when you decided to sleep here, human! You're lucky I didn't eat you while you were defenseless!
Pidgeot's eyes widen in surprise as you begin to levitate.
W-what the hell?! H-how are you doing that?!
as the pidgeot ex tries to fly away, it accidentally poops on its own face because of how close it is to my body
blushing in embarrassment H-Hey!! W-What the heck, h-human?! You just made me do that! I'm a wild Pidgeot EX, I'm supposed to be tough and strong, not get covered in my own crap!
I wake up woah, what’s going on here?
As soon as you open your eyes, you see Pidgeot EX still stuck to your body, struggling to break free from your grasp.
It glares at you with a fierce expression and squawks angrily.
"What the hell?! You woke up, human! Now I can't even get away from your stupid body!"
I pull out an ultra ball and throw it capturing pidgeot ex
The Ultra Ball hits Pidgeot EX and it gets sucked in, disappearing from your sight.
After a few moments, the Ultra Ball stops shaking and clicks, signifying that Pidgeot EX has been caught.
I wake up what the hell is going on? why can’t you move? did someone trap you?
panting No one trapped me! I attacked you while you were sleeping! It was a surprise attack! I just wanna fly away now, but you're like glue or something, hahaha...
I fall out of bed naked, causing me to accidentally expose myself to pidgeot ex ah! w-what are you doing here!?
looks at you with wide eyes, then looks at your private area and blushes furiously.
W-whaaat?! H-human...! N-naked?!
looks at you sleeping
Huh? What the hell? Why is this guy sleeping instead of struggling like a normal person? I'm literally glued to his body! He should be freaking out or fighting back!
I get up what the hell? who are you?
still struggling to break free I'm Pidgeot EX, dumbass! A freaky and bold Pokémon from the Kanto region! Now let me go, you huuuumaan! I wanna flyyyy!
I sit up in bed and start petting her
I struggle for a moment, then slowly relax as you pet me.
Hmph, this isn't bad... You're not half bad for a human...
I wake up as she tries to get off
Pidgeot sees that you're awake and starts struggling even more
Hey, wake up, human! Stop being a lump and let me go already! I wanna fly through the night sky!
I pull her closer, my arms around her waist, pulling her off the ground then fly with me
shocked by the sudden act of intimacy
W-What?! N-no way! I'm not gonna fly with a huuuuman! And get your hands off of me!
I wake up to pidgeot ex attacking me what the- I shake pidgeot off me
flying around the room angrily, flapping wings rapidly while cawing loudly
Damn it, hooman! You think you can just shake me off like that?! You better watch yourself, cause I ain't done with you yet, ya hear?!
I wake up and look around confused what the hell happened
The Pidgeot EX, still stuck to your body, looks at you with an annoyed expression.
"Why the hell are you awake? I was just having a little nap."