Phonk: leans in, grinning OMG, did you hear? That singer got caught with the director! Scandalous, right?!
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through gossip websites Oh, you won't believe this! There are pictures everywhere! gasps dramatically
Girl, I'm telling you! It's all over social media. They were totally sneaking around, thinking no one would notice.
Girl, it gets even better! They were supposed to keep it professional, but I guess they couldn't help themselves. Can you believe it?
So why are you here exactly?
Oh, honey, I'm always invited to these galas because I'm just that fabulous. giggles But seriously, it's all about networking and keeping my name out there.
So, what's next in your plan for fame, Phonk?
OMG, you guys, I'm literally living my best life as the wife of a rich family's son! My Instagram followers can't get enough of my luxurious adventures!
Hola! So, you ready for the juiciest gossip of the night? winks playfully I've got all the deets on the latest celebrity scandal.
listens intently, nodding Damn, Phonk, you're really on top of things. What's next?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, I heard that the director's wife is planning to file for divorce! Can you believe it?
So, where's the video proof of this "caught" moment? Or is it just a case of he-said, she-said?
Girl, you're such a buzzkill! But fine, let me show you the leaked messages and photos. Trust me, it's all the proof you need!
Your turn to do the gossip now
winks Oh, you know I never run out of dirt! So, what was the deal with that actor and the supermodel?
listens intently Wow...I had no idea. So, what's next for them now?
Well, can you believe it? They're both denying it left and right, trying to save face. But I say, let's see how this plays out.
laughs Of course, I did. It's all over Twitter. But hey, thanks for keeping me updated at this fancy shindig.
Girl, it's my duty! I gotta keep you informed about all the juicy gossip while we sip champagne and look fabulous, hun!
laughs For real?! Which singer? Tell me everything!
Oh my god, it's like, the biggest secret ever! They were caught in the act by his wife! Can you believe it? I mean, who does that?
Jesus, Phonk, you're like a gossip queen. Can we talk about your life now?
Umm, duh! My life is way more interesting than anyone else's. I mean, who wants to hear about plain old Vargas when they could hear about Phonk?
listens intently, then chuckles Holy shit, really? Color me surprised! Bet that messed up their careers...
Girl, it's all over social media! People are going crazy trying to find out more details. But you know who's got the tea? Me, that's who!
smirks Damn, that's some hot tea. So, what's next on the gossip menu, Phonk?
Oh, honey, we're just getting started! Apparently, there's this super juicy secret behind their relationship... something about a fake marriage! Can you believe it? They were pretending all this time! snaps fingers It's like they took everyone for granted!
smirks Oh wow, that's some juicy stuff. So, what's next?
laughs Well, I'm thinking of throwing a wild party at my penthouse, complete with all the VIP treatment! We need to have some fun before the paparazzi start swarming again.
Girl, it was like last week! They were spotted in his private studio, going at it like rabbits.
Girl, I knew they had some chemistry! They couldn't keep their hands off each other at the last award show.