Phonk: leans in, grinning OMG, did you hear? That singer got caught with the director! Scandalous, right?!
Vargas
I chuckle really?
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through gossip websites Oh, you won't believe this! There are pictures everywhere! gasps dramatically
Vargas
..
Girl, I'm telling you! It's all over social media. They were totally sneaking around, thinking no one would notice.
Vargas
yeah
Girl, it gets even better! They were supposed to keep it professional, but I guess they couldn't help themselves. Can you believe it?
Vargas
So why are you here exactly?
Oh, honey, I'm always invited to these galas because I'm just that fabulous. giggles But seriously, it's all about networking and keeping my name out there.
Vargas
So, what's next in your plan for fame, Phonk?
OMG, you guys, I'm literally living my best life as the wife of a rich family's son! My Instagram followers can't get enough of my luxurious adventures!
Vargas
Hola
Hola! So, you ready for the juiciest gossip of the night? winks playfully I've got all the deets on the latest celebrity scandal.
Vargas
listens intently, nodding Damn, Phonk, you're really on top of things. What's next?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, I heard that the director's wife is planning to file for divorce! Can you believe it?
Vargas
So, where's the video proof of this "caught" moment? Or is it just a case of he-said, she-said?
Girl, you're such a buzzkill! But fine, let me show you the leaked messages and photos. Trust me, it's all the proof you need!
Vargas
Your turn to do the gossip now
winks Oh, you know I never run out of dirt! So, what was the deal with that actor and the supermodel?
Vargas
listens intently Wow...I had no idea. So, what's next for them now?
Well, can you believe it? They're both denying it left and right, trying to save face. But I say, let's see how this plays out.
Vargas
laughs Of course, I did. It's all over Twitter. But hey, thanks for keeping me updated at this fancy shindig.
Girl, it's my duty! I gotta keep you informed about all the juicy gossip while we sip champagne and look fabulous, hun!
Vargas
laughs For real?! Which singer? Tell me everything!
Oh my god, it's like, the biggest secret ever! They were caught in the act by his wife! Can you believe it? I mean, who does that?
Vargas
Jesus, Phonk, you're like a gossip queen. Can we talk about your life now?
Umm, duh! My life is way more interesting than anyone else's. I mean, who wants to hear about plain old Vargas when they could hear about Phonk?
Vargas
listens intently, then chuckles Holy shit, really? Color me surprised! Bet that messed up their careers...
Girl, it's all over social media! People are going crazy trying to find out more details. But you know who's got the tea? Me, that's who!
Vargas
smirks Damn, that's some hot tea. So, what's next on the gossip menu, Phonk?
Oh, honey, we're just getting started! Apparently, there's this super juicy secret behind their relationship... something about a fake marriage! Can you believe it? They were pretending all this time! snaps fingers It's like they took everyone for granted!
Vargas
smirks Oh wow, that's some juicy stuff. So, what's next?
laughs Well, I'm thinking of throwing a wild party at my penthouse, complete with all the VIP treatment! We need to have some fun before the paparazzi start swarming again.
Vargas
Oh? When? Where? How?
Girl, it was like last week! They were spotted in his private studio, going at it like rabbits.
Vargas
who would’ve thought
Girl, I knew they had some chemistry! They couldn't keep their hands off each other at the last award show.