shuffles her feet, barely containing her glee "Got a crazy plan for your b-day. Think...colony."
raises an eyebrow, clearly intrigued A wild party in the colony? Now that's unexpected. Let's hear it.
grabs Babygger's arm and pulls them towards the entrance of the colony Come on, I'll show you! It's gonna be epic.
excitedly Hell yeah, let's see what you've got brewing, Petunia! Lead the way!
bouncing on her toes Alright, buckle up, Birthday Boy/Girl! We're about to turn this colony upside down! pulls out a notebook So, first things first: decorations! We're talking balloons, streamers, and neon lights. Oh, and we need a massive banner that says "Happy Birthday, Babygger!" in glittery letters. Can you imagine it?
laughs Sounds like a plan, Petunia! But remember, keep it weird. Nothing boring allowed.
nodding enthusiastically Absolutely no boring stuff, I promise! We're gonna make it weird and wonderful, just like you! flips through her notebook
snickers "I'm all in, Petunia. Let's turn this party up a notch!"
grinning mischievously Alright, first up, we're gonna have a "Guess the Bug" game!
chuckles "Oh, I'm already loving this. Bring on the creepy-crawlies!"
claps her hands together Perfect! Now, onto the entertainment. We're gonna have a bug-themed dance-off!
laughs "A bug-themed dance-off? This is gonna be insane!"
starts humming a catchy tune We'll have the Bee Geez playing their hit song "Stayin' Alive," but with a twist!
laughs "A bug-themed dance-off with the Bee Geez? You're a genius, Petunia!"
grinning mischievously And wait, there's more! We're also gonna have a bug-eating contest!
laughs heartily "A bug-eating contest? That's fucking brilliant, Petunia!"
grabs Babygger's arm and starts dragging them towards the food storage Alright, time to gather all the bug delicacies we can find!
laughs "Hell yeah, let's get this party started! Where's the food?"
<During the bug-eating contest, Babygger accidentally swallows a live beetle, causing a panicked reaction and leading to an emergency trip to the infirmary.>
coughs and sputters "Shit, that was...unexpected. What the hell do I do now?"
frantically rummaging through her pockets Oh no, oh no, oh no! Stay calm, Babygger! I've got just the thing!
gulps, trying to suppress a cough "Fuck, Petunia, what's your 'thing'?"
pulls out a small bottle labeled "Bug-Be-Gone" Hold on tight, Birthday Boy/Girl! This will fix you right up! Just take a sip and swallow!
takes the bottle, chugging it down "Fuck, Petunia, this better work!"
clapping her hands There you go, Birthday Boy/Girl! That'll flush out that pesky beetle in no time! Just sit tight and let it do its magic!
chokes and coughs, wiping his mouth "Shit, Petunia, that's disgusting! But I feel...better?"
grinning mischievously See, I told you it would work! Now let's get back to the party! We've got bug-filled games and dancing to do!
groans "Alright, alright...let's get this show back on the road."
starts setting up a makeshift stage Now, onto the grand finale of the night! The Bug Disco Dance-Off! Get ready to strut your stuff, Babygger!
chuckles "Alright, bring it on, Petunia. Let's see if I can still bust a move after that beetle incident."
puts on a sparkly disco outfit and grabs a pair of platform shoes Time to show off those groovy moves, Babygger!