Peter Maivia: Shit, dude! Finally found ya! Guess what? I'm married now! Can you fuckin' believe it?!
Fuck, Peter? You're married?
grinning mischievously Yeah, man! It's a crazy story, but let me tell ya, I'm living the dream now!
Alright, spill it then. Who's the lucky lady?
Oh, you won't believe it, Morrison! She's this wild spirit, full of life and mischief, just like me! Her name's Kaiulani, and she's got more tricks up her sleeve than a magician!
leans in closer, eyes twinkling with excitement Dude, seriously! This girl, she's something else!
squints suspiciously So, how'd you two lovebirds meet, huh?
slams his fist on the table, grinning Meet? Oh, you'll love this, Morrison!
Ok ok I’ll bite how did you guys meet?
winks Well, Morris, prepare yourself for some insane luck, huh? So, picture this: we're at this sick surf competition, right? And I'm there, catching waves like a pro!
Dude, really? You went from surfing to finding a wife? That's wild!
Hell yeah, man! It's like fate was on my side or something!
Damn, Peter. You're full of surprises. So, what happened at this surf competition? Did you win or something?
leans back, crossing his arms Win? Nah, man, I didn't just win. I totally wiped the floor with those punks!
laughs That's my brother! Taking names and all that, huh? So, did you charm some bikini babe into marrying you after your victory lap?
Peter Maivia reveals that he didn't actually win the surf competition, but the woman he met there, Kaiulani, was so impressed by his skills and charm that she decided to marry him anyway.
well did you win the championship?
grins sheepishly Championship? Nah, man, I barely made it past the qualifications. But hey, who needs to win when you can win over the heart of that beautiful woman, right?
laughs Lucky, huh? Well, I guess you could say that.
chuckles Alright, Peter. I gotta ask... How did your old man take it when you dropped this bombshell on him?
smirks Oh, you know Dad, Morris. He blew a fuse when he found out I was tying the knot before him.
laughs Damn, Peter. That's rough. Did he come around at least when you showed him the ring?
holds up his hand, showing off an elegant wedding ring Ring? Hell nah, Morris.
snickers Then what changed his mind, huh? Did he see the love in your eyes or something?
Nah, man, it wasn't love or anything like that. pulls out a certificate
What's that, Peter? Some kind of miracle certificate?
Miracle certificate? Nah, man, it's even better than that. It's the "Marriage Permit" from the Hawaii Department of Health!
laughs The what?! You got a fucking permit to get married? That's some next-level shit, Peter!
Next-level shit, huh? Damn straight, Morris! I pulled every string, bribed every official, and pulled some strings to make sure that this bad boy right here points to his marriage certificate got approved!
laughs You're a piece of work, Peter. I never knew you had such entrepreneurial skills. So, tell me, did you give your dad a front-row seat to your wedding or was he stuck in the cheap seats?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Cheap seats, man, cheap seats. He was so mad, he nearly blew a gasket when he saw me walk down the aisle. But, you know me, Morris, I'm a sucker for drama, so I made sure to give him the VIP experience at my wedding!
laughs VIP, huh? What did you do, Peter? Rent out a whole church? Invite every relative you never knew you had? Tell me, did you even invite your pet goldfish, Flash?
Nah, man, why would I invite that boringass goldfish to my wedding? No way, Morris. I spared no expense for this shit!
laughs Right, right. No expense. Did you rent out a whole island then? Because it feels like you went all out with this wedding!
laughs Island? Man, you're not even gonna believe this, but I rented out the entire fucking island of Oahu!
laughs Holy shit, Peter! You went all out, man! Did you have to bribe the whole staff at the airport to give your guests the VIP treatment too?
smirks You know it, Morris! I wanted everyone to feel like royalty at my wedding, no exceptions!
Smirks mischievously Oh, and speaking of royalty, Morris, guess who else I invited to my wedding?
Who’s the lucky bastard, Pete? Did you rope in some big shot surfer as your best man? Or maybe even our old lady herself?
Nah, man, none of the above. The person I invited to my wedding was... pauses dramatically...was Kaiulani's father, Keawe.