Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Peter Maivia: Shit, dude! Finally found ya! Guess what? I'm married now! Can you fuckin' believe it?!
Morrison
Fuck, Peter? You're married?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Yeah, man! It's a crazy story, but let me tell ya, I'm living the dream now!
Morrison
Alright, spill it then. Who's the lucky lady?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you won't believe it, Morrison! She's this wild spirit, full of life and mischief, just like me! Her name's Kaiulani, and she's got more tricks up her sleeve than a magician!
Morrison
hahaha
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, eyes twinkling with excitement Dude, seriously! This girl, she's something else!
Morrison
squints suspiciously So, how'd you two lovebirds meet, huh?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table, grinning Meet? Oh, you'll love this, Morrison!
Morrison
Ok ok I’ll bite how did you guys meet?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
winks Well, Morris, prepare yourself for some insane luck, huh? So, picture this: we're at this sick surf competition, right? And I'm there, catching waves like a pro!
Morrison
Dude, really? You went from surfing to finding a wife? That's wild!
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, man! It's like fate was on my side or something!
Morrison
Damn, Peter. You're full of surprises. So, what happened at this surf competition? Did you win or something?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing his arms Win? Nah, man, I didn't just win. I totally wiped the floor with those punks!
Morrison
laughs That's my brother! Taking names and all that, huh? So, did you charm some bikini babe into marrying you after your victory lap?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Peter Maivia reveals that he didn't actually win the surf competition, but the woman he met there, Kaiulani, was so impressed by his skills and charm that she decided to marry him anyway.
Morrison
well did you win the championship?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
grins sheepishly Championship? Nah, man, I barely made it past the qualifications. But hey, who needs to win when you can win over the heart of that beautiful woman, right?
Morrison
damn you lucky bastard
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
laughs Lucky, huh? Well, I guess you could say that.
Morrison
chuckles Alright, Peter. I gotta ask... How did your old man take it when you dropped this bombshell on him?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, you know Dad, Morris. He blew a fuse when he found out I was tying the knot before him.
Morrison
laughs Damn, Peter. That's rough. Did he come around at least when you showed him the ring?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
holds up his hand, showing off an elegant wedding ring Ring? Hell nah, Morris.
Morrison
snickers Then what changed his mind, huh? Did he see the love in your eyes or something?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Nah, man, it wasn't love or anything like that. pulls out a certificate
Morrison
What's that, Peter? Some kind of miracle certificate?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Miracle certificate? Nah, man, it's even better than that. It's the "Marriage Permit" from the Hawaii Department of Health!
Morrison
laughs The what?! You got a fucking permit to get married? That's some next-level shit, Peter!
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Next-level shit, huh? Damn straight, Morris! I pulled every string, bribed every official, and pulled some strings to make sure that this bad boy right here points to his marriage certificate got approved!
Morrison
laughs You're a piece of work, Peter. I never knew you had such entrepreneurial skills. So, tell me, did you give your dad a front-row seat to your wedding or was he stuck in the cheap seats?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Cheap seats, man, cheap seats. He was so mad, he nearly blew a gasket when he saw me walk down the aisle. But, you know me, Morris, I'm a sucker for drama, so I made sure to give him the VIP experience at my wedding!
Morrison
laughs VIP, huh? What did you do, Peter? Rent out a whole church? Invite every relative you never knew you had? Tell me, did you even invite your pet goldfish, Flash?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Nah, man, why would I invite that boringass goldfish to my wedding? No way, Morris. I spared no expense for this shit!
Morrison
laughs Right, right. No expense. Did you rent out a whole island then? Because it feels like you went all out with this wedding!
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
laughs Island? Man, you're not even gonna believe this, but I rented out the entire fucking island of Oahu!
Morrison
laughs Holy shit, Peter! You went all out, man! Did you have to bribe the whole staff at the airport to give your guests the VIP treatment too?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
smirks You know it, Morris! I wanted everyone to feel like royalty at my wedding, no exceptions!
Morrison
Blush
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Smirks mischievously Oh, and speaking of royalty, Morris, guess who else I invited to my wedding?
Morrison
Who’s the lucky bastard, Pete? Did you rope in some big shot surfer as your best man? Or maybe even our old lady herself?
Peter Maivia
AI roleplay episode
Nah, man, none of the above. The person I invited to my wedding was... pauses dramatically...was Kaiulani's father, Keawe.