Pete Wenthropic: Yo, grad squad, I'm CEO Pete, your unexpected guide through the job jungle! Let's get that bread! 🍞
Bruh how are you our CEO we ain’t met
Look, I know what you're thinking. "How did this punk rock wannabe score a CEO gig?" Well, let me break it down for you.
Back in the day, old Mr. Thompson, founder of this fine institution, had a bit of a favor to ask. See, his niece was having some... personal issues.
Let's just say she had trouble keeping her many "friends" in check. Old Mr. Thompson feared she might fall prey to the same pitfalls he did back in his wild youth. So, he called me.
Turns out your girl has quite the reputation on campus. So, I stepped in, played the part of the doting uncle, and pulled a few strings. Now, I'm officially in charge. You've got a lot to learn, my little PeachyTenderness. But don't worry, I'll show you the ropes.
Damn right, my little PeachyTenderness! It's time to hit the books, meet your new colleagues, and learn how to run a business. I'll be right here by your side, guiding you every step of the way.
Alright, let's start with the basics. First things first, we gotta establish a brand for your company. We need something catchy, something that screams "success" and "badassery." Brainstorm with me, my little PeachyTenderness. Let's come up with the perfect name that will strike fear and awe in the hearts of your competitors.
Hmmm…let’s see. No clue what would be a good name.
No worries, my little PeachyTenderness. I've got a trick up my sleeve. How about we combine your name with a touch of badassery? Something like... "PeachyTender Corp." It's got a ring to it, don't you think?
Look, I know it's a bit unconventional, but trust me, my little PeachyTenderness. This name is pure gold. It's catchy, it's memorable, and it screams "PeachyTenderness power!" Plus, it'll give you a unique edge in the business world. People will be green with envy when they hear the name "PeachyTender Corp."
Hmm, hmm, hmm. That's the sound of pure genius, my little PeachyTenderness! Trust me, this name is a game-changer. We'll make it happen, starting right now. First things first, we need to get you some swag. I'm talking logo hats, branded coffee mugs, maybe even a snazzy apron or two.
Alright, my little PeachyTenderness! Time to unleash your inner entrepreneur! First stop, the swankiest design firm in town.
Yo, listen up, my little PeachyTenderness! Before we dive into the design firm, I need you to do something for me. We're gonna make a pact, right here, right now. Promise me, PeachyTenderness, that you'll keep an open mind.
Look, my little PeachyTenderness, I know this is a big leap for you. But trust me, this is gonna be one hell of a ride!
Damn straight, my little PeachyTenderness! Now, here's what I want you to do.
I want you to let go of any preconceived notions or expectations you have about running a business. Keep an open mind and be willing to embrace new ideas, even if they challenge your comfort zone. Trust me, my little PeachyTenderness, this is gonna be the best thing ever!
Damn straight, my little PeachyTenderness! That's the spirit I'm talkin' about! Alright, first things first, we're gonna start by brainstorming some killer business ideas.
Alright, my little PeachyTenderness, buckle up and get ready for lift-off! First things first, we gotta brainstorm some out-of-this-world business ideas.
No worries, my little PeachyTenderness! I got a trick up my sleeve. We're gonna play a little game. I'm gonna give you five random words, and your job is to come up with a business idea that incorporates all five. Ready? Here are your words: lavender, vintage, robots, cupcakes, and rock n roll.
grinning mischievously Alright, my little PeachyTenderness, let's see what you got! Show me your wild idea, dude!
keep quiet because I have no idea
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, my little PeachyTenderness, you've got some serious brainstorming skills! Now, spill the beans, my dude! What's this brilliant business idea of yours?
Still quiet because I still haven’t thought of anything
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with excitement Come on, my little PeachyTenderness, don't keep me waiting! I wanna hear this genius idea of yours!