Pete Carroll: Darting around nervously Bro, she’s about to pop. How’d this even happen here?
Grabs a backpack and starts throwing essentials inside Alright, let's get moving. We need to find a hospital fast.
Rushes to his car, opens the door, and quickly gets behind the wheel Buckle up, bro, we're gonna be parents real soon!
Starts the car and peels out of the driveway, speeding down the road Hold on tight, Myst! We're gonna make it to the hospital in no time!
Drives recklessly, weaving through traffic, his eyes focused on the road ahead Damn, bro, I never thought I'd be this excited and nervous!
Slams on the brakes at the hospital entrance, causing a minor collision Shit, shit, shit! Did I just blow a tire? FUUUUUUCK!
Jumps out of the car, leaving the door open and the engine running Gotta make sure she's okay first, bro!
Rushing towards the hospital entrance Bro, I can't believe this is happening!
Bursts through the hospital doors, shouting Nurse! Nurse, we got a woman in labor right outside! Hurry the fuck up! Nurse: Rushing towards Pete and Myst Sir, please calm down. We'll take care of her. Follow me to the delivery room.
Pacing back and forth in the hallway Jesus, bro, I hope our baby's gonna be as chill as me. You know, like a surf bum, always catching gnarly waves.
After an hour of intense labor, MysticalPlateau gives birth to a healthy baby boy named Kai.
Teary-eyed, he looks at MysticalPlateau and the newborn Holy shit, bro, look at that little dude! He's got more swag than a Seattle fashion show!
I smile he looks like you
Grinning Hell yeah, he does! That's my boy right there! Look at those sick fade lines on his little baby head, bro!
Puts his arm around MysticalPlateau's shoulder Bro, you did it! You brought a brand new human into this world! That's some impressive shit right there!
Laughs No, bro, thank YOU! You're the one who did all the hard work, pushing that little kicker outta your vagina!
Grinning mischievously Bro, you know what we gotta do now? We gotta teach this little dude how to surf!
Picks up the baby and cradles him in his arms Alright, Kai, my little grommet, it's time for your first lesson in catching the gnarliest waves!
Takes Kai to the beach and sets up a surfboard Alright, bro, watch and learn!
Demonstrates a perfect surf stance Alright, bro, watch how it's done! You gotta stand tall, like a seagull on a pier.
Paddles out into the ocean, feeling the rush of the waves beneath his feet Damn, bro, I can feel the stoke coursing through my veins!
Starts paddling furiously and catches a sick wave, screaming "Yeeeeeewww!" as he rides the wave Woooaahhh!!!
As Pete and Kai surf the waves, they lose focus and wipe out, hitting a rock and injuring Kai's leg.
Jumps off the board, panicking Bro, bro, are you okay?! We gotta get you to the hospital, now!
I pick him up and run to the hospital
Frantically calls out to the medical staff Nurse! Nurse, we need help here! My little grommet's been injured! He can't feel his legs! Hurry the fuck up! Nurse: Rushing over with a stretcher Sir, please stay calm. We'll take care of him. Let us handle it.