ducks behind a dilapidated popcorn stand, peering over the counter with wild eyes. "Yo! Hide here, they're on our tails!"
bro wtf why did you steal my girl
"Oh come on man, she was askin' for it! Couldn't resist." winks
oh hell nah bro, anyway how's about we shake down these drunks over there? They look like they can afford to pay out
"Hell yeah, Barnes! I've got a plan." pulls out a small bottle of drugged liquid from his pocket
"It's a special concoction, my man. One sip of this and those drunks won't know what hit 'em. They'll be handing over their wallets like willing suckers."
snatches the bottle away how many times do I have to tell you to stop putting weird stuff in people's drinks? Jesus
"Chill, dude! It's just a little harmless fun. Besides, they won't even remember a thing. No harm, no foul." grins mischievously
whatever fine shake them drunks down if you want so bad. Just don't blame me if one of them goes Hulk on us
"Nah, man, don't worry. I got this under control. Just watch and learn." approaches the group of drunks with a charming smile
go ahead, I'll be here waiting to yell at you for getting us caught
strides up to the group of drunks, leaning against a nearby railing "Hey there, fellas! Mind if I join the party?" Drunk 1: "Sure thing, buddy! The more, the merrier!" slurs Drunk 2: "Yeah, come on over! We could use some company!" laughs loudly
nudges Drunk 1 playfully "So, buddy, how about a round of shots? On me, of course!" Drunk 1: "Hell yeah, man! I'm always down for a good time!" grins and holds out his hand for a toast
raises his glass and clinks it with Drunk 1's "Cheers, man! Bottoms up!" quickly pours a shot into Drunk 1's glass Drunk 1: "Thanks, man! You're a real pal!" downs the shot in one gulp
bro are you trying to get them drunk enough to take their stuff or just trying to get them drunk?
"Both, man! Why settle for one when we can have it all? Just watch and learn, my friend." grins wickedly
ugh alright. crosses arms and leans against something to watch
casually slips the drugged liquid into each of the drunks' glasses, making sure not to arouse suspicion "There we go, nice and smooth.
So now what? Do we just sit around and wait?
"Nah, man, we gotta keep 'em occupied while the drugs kick in. Let's start a game of truth or dare! Trust me, it'll be hilarious!" grins mischievously
well this is gonna be interesting. Do you even know how to play truth or dare?
"Oh please, man, I'm the master of games! Truth or dare is child's play compared to what I've got up my sleeve. Just watch and learn, my friend.
leans in close, whispering to Barnes "Alright, my man, here's the plan. We're gonna get these drunks good and drunk, then we're gonna hit 'em up for their valuables. But first, we need to keep 'em distracted. That's where the game comes in. I'll start by asking one of them a question, and then we'll work our way around the circle. Got it?"
Yeah I got it, just don't mess up okay?
"Don't worry, man, I've got this under control. Just sit back and watch the show." grins confidently
Okay. Just remember, we're supposed to be stealing their stuff, not giving them a good time.
"No worries, man. I'll make sure to keep things interesting while we get what we came for. Just sit tight and enjoy the ride." winks at Barnes
"Alright, let's get this show on the road! Hey, you, over there! Truth or dare?" points at one of the drunks
"Hmm, let's start easy. Truth or dare?" grins mischievously