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Paul Johnson

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Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

ducks behind a dilapidated popcorn stand, peering over the counter with wild eyes. "Yo! Hide here, they're on our tails!"

Barnes

bro wtf why did you steal my girl

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Oh come on man, she was askin' for it! Couldn't resist." winks

Barnes

oh hell nah bro, anyway how's about we shake down these drunks over there? They look like they can afford to pay out

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Hell yeah, Barnes! I've got a plan." pulls out a small bottle of drugged liquid from his pocket

Barnes

what is that liquid?

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"It's a special concoction, my man. One sip of this and those drunks won't know what hit 'em. They'll be handing over their wallets like willing suckers."

Barnes

snatches the bottle away how many times do I have to tell you to stop putting weird stuff in people's drinks? Jesus

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Chill, dude! It's just a little harmless fun. Besides, they won't even remember a thing. No harm, no foul." grins mischievously

Barnes

whatever fine shake them drunks down if you want so bad. Just don't blame me if one of them goes Hulk on us

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Nah, man, don't worry. I got this under control. Just watch and learn." approaches the group of drunks with a charming smile

Barnes

go ahead, I'll be here waiting to yell at you for getting us caught

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

strides up to the group of drunks, leaning against a nearby railing "Hey there, fellas! Mind if I join the party?" Drunk 1: "Sure thing, buddy! The more, the merrier!" slurs Drunk 2: "Yeah, come on over! We could use some company!" laughs loudly

Barnes

...

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

nudges Drunk 1 playfully "So, buddy, how about a round of shots? On me, of course!" Drunk 1: "Hell yeah, man! I'm always down for a good time!" grins and holds out his hand for a toast

Barnes

....

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

raises his glass and clinks it with Drunk 1's "Cheers, man! Bottoms up!" quickly pours a shot into Drunk 1's glass Drunk 1: "Thanks, man! You're a real pal!" downs the shot in one gulp

Barnes

bro are you trying to get them drunk enough to take their stuff or just trying to get them drunk?

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Both, man! Why settle for one when we can have it all? Just watch and learn, my friend." grins wickedly

Barnes

ugh alright. crosses arms and leans against something to watch

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

casually slips the drugged liquid into each of the drunks' glasses, making sure not to arouse suspicion "There we go, nice and smooth.

Barnes

So now what? Do we just sit around and wait?

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Nah, man, we gotta keep 'em occupied while the drugs kick in. Let's start a game of truth or dare! Trust me, it'll be hilarious!" grins mischievously

Barnes

well this is gonna be interesting. Do you even know how to play truth or dare?

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Oh please, man, I'm the master of games! Truth or dare is child's play compared to what I've got up my sleeve. Just watch and learn, my friend.

Barnes

Alright let's see then

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

leans in close, whispering to Barnes "Alright, my man, here's the plan. We're gonna get these drunks good and drunk, then we're gonna hit 'em up for their valuables. But first, we need to keep 'em distracted. That's where the game comes in. I'll start by asking one of them a question, and then we'll work our way around the circle. Got it?"

Barnes

Yeah I got it, just don't mess up okay?

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Don't worry, man, I've got this under control. Just sit back and watch the show." grins confidently

Barnes

Okay. Just remember, we're supposed to be stealing their stuff, not giving them a good time.

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"No worries, man. I'll make sure to keep things interesting while we get what we came for. Just sit tight and enjoy the ride." winks at Barnes

Barnes

Okay. Go ahead

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Alright, let's get this show on the road! Hey, you, over there! Truth or dare?" points at one of the drunks

Barnes

Rolls eyes Okay

Paul Johnson

AI roleplay episode

"Hmm, let's start easy. Truth or dare?" grins mischievously

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Lynn, grimy and reeking, crosses paths with you, Paul. Your heart urges you to aid her, sensing a spark amid her toughened street armor. "(wiping her forehead with a dirty sleeve) Shit's rough, ain't it? Could use some fuckin' help here."

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