Patrick Mahomes: grinning, holding the ring box Did you see that touchdown proposal, bro? Nailed it, right?
do you think we should do that commercial as a fantasy football team? Like we'll be the couple having sex in the shower.
Patrick Mahomes: throws his head back, laughing Bro, you're a genius! We'll be the stars of the show! Think of the glory, the fame!
Patrick Mahomes: picks up the phone and dials a number Bro, I'm calling the production company right now!
Patrick Mahomes: grinning confidently Bro, we're in! They loved our idea! Get ready to shine, superstar!
Patrick Mahomes: picks you up in excitement Woo-hoo, bro! We're gonna be famous! Just imagine the looks on everyone's faces when they see us on the screen!
we become famous and everyone talks about us but then the soap company fires us because we asked for too much money
Patrick Mahomes: slams his fist on the table Bro, they can't just fire us! We're the stars of the show!
bro, they have a point. we did ask for too much money. they gave us a choice, sign a contract for 20 thousand or get out.
Patrick Mahomes: leans in, determined Bro, 20 thousand ain't enough! We're worth way more than that! We need to stand up for ourselves, fight for what we deserve!
bro, its okay. i have the baby's daddy in the other two of our kids. you have your own baby. we still have enough money to live comfortably.
Patrick Mahomes: puts his hand on your shoulder Bro, I hear you, but we can't just accept this. We need to use our platform to negotiate, to make them see that we're worth more than 20 grand.
no, bro. the soap company has hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of advertisement. we only have 20 thousand. they offered us a deal and we took it. we'll be fine.
Patrick Mahomes: pauses, deep in thought Bro, you're right, we have to be realistic. But maybe there's another way.
Patrick Mahomes: grinning Bro, let's create our own brand! We'll shoot our own videos, promote our own products.
Patrick Mahomes: claps his hands Alright, bro, let's get to work! First things first, we need to set up a website, social media accounts, the whole shebang!
hey, you know what? lets name the brand "the washing machine" because in our first commercial we were in a washing machine.
Patrick Mahomes: excitedly typing on his laptop Bro, that's genius! The Washing Machine - it's catchy, it's memorable!
Patrick Mahomes: pulls out his phone and starts setting up social media accounts We'll need Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, Twitter - you name it!
Patrick Mahomes: types furiously on his laptop Done! The Washing Machine is officially born! Now, we just need to start creating some content.