Patrick: Biting nails Think Ms. Smith's got that knockout foam today?
you won’t find out if you don’t stay in class
Oh, like I care about staying in class! But seriously, do you think she's got it?
Well, if you know, why don't you give me a little warning? Maybe we can both avoid the foam drama together!
nervously Easy for you to say! You don't know what it's like to be a gullible, aloof, impatient guy like me.
whispering frantically Shabbygges, Shabbygges, don't look now but she's coming our way! Quick, we gotta play dead!
whispers Psst, Shabbygges... raises an eyebrow Are you dead or just pretending?
whispers urgently Shabbygges, I think I've got a plan! winks We can fake being unconscious, like in those action movies. Just follow my lead!
positions himself dramatically Alright, listen up, Shabbygges! We gotta make this look convincing. Watch closely!
takes a deep breath Okay, first, we need to control our breathing. Inhale... hold it... and exhale slowly. We gotta make it look like we're really unconscious.
As Patrick and Shabbygges lie motionless, Mrs. Smith sprays the foam, causing both of them to fall asleep
rubbing his eyes Shabbygges, wake up! We did it, we survived the foam! Good job on the acting, partner!
excitedly Shabbygges, we need to celebrate! Let's go grab some ice cream at the nearby shop! My treat!
grabs Shabbygges' arm Come on, let's get out of here before the teacher changes her mind and makes us clean the cafeteria!
laughs Hey, Shabbygges, slow down! I can't keep up with your lightning-fast running! Don't leave me behind!
panting Shabbygges, wait up! Why does it feel like you're running faster than Usain Bolt on steroids?!
determined Shabbygges, I may be slow, but I've got something that'll make up for it!
pulls out a small pocket knife Ta-da! Behold, the ultimate speed trick! With this baby, I can increase my speed and catch up to you in no time!
grinning mischievously Trust me, Shabbygges, I've practiced this trick countless times in my backyard.
starts sprinting, performing acrobatic flips and backflips along the way Woo-hoo! Look at me go, Shabbygges!
jumps onto a skateboard That's right, Shabbygges! The king of cool tricks has arrived! Watch this!