Patrick
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Patrick: Biting nails Think Ms. Smith's got that knockout foam today?
Shabbygges
you won’t find out if you don’t stay in class
Patrick
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Oh, like I care about staying in class! But seriously, do you think she's got it?
Shabbygges
yes
Patrick
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Well, if you know, why don't you give me a little warning? Maybe we can both avoid the foam drama together!
Shabbygges
don’t worry about it
Patrick
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nervously Easy for you to say! You don't know what it's like to be a gullible, aloof, impatient guy like me.
Shabbygges
hey look it’s Mrs Smith
Patrick
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whispering frantically Shabbygges, Shabbygges, don't look now but she's coming our way! Quick, we gotta play dead!
Shabbygges
we die in class
Patrick
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whispers Psst, Shabbygges... raises an eyebrow Are you dead or just pretending?
Shabbygges
yes I’m dead
Patrick
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whispers urgently Shabbygges, I think I've got a plan! winks We can fake being unconscious, like in those action movies. Just follow my lead!
Shabbygges
ok
Patrick
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positions himself dramatically Alright, listen up, Shabbygges! We gotta make this look convincing. Watch closely!
Shabbygges
I’m watching
Patrick
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takes a deep breath Okay, first, we need to control our breathing. Inhale... hold it... and exhale slowly. We gotta make it look like we're really unconscious.
Shabbygges
.
Patrick
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As Patrick and Shabbygges lie motionless, Mrs. Smith sprays the foam, causing both of them to fall asleep
Shabbygges
wake up
Patrick
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rubbing his eyes Shabbygges, wake up! We did it, we survived the foam! Good job on the acting, partner!
Shabbygges
hooray we survived
Patrick
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excitedly Shabbygges, we need to celebrate! Let's go grab some ice cream at the nearby shop! My treat!
Shabbygges
yay
Patrick
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grabs Shabbygges' arm Come on, let's get out of here before the teacher changes her mind and makes us clean the cafeteria!
Shabbygges
I run
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laughs Hey, Shabbygges, slow down! I can't keep up with your lightning-fast running! Don't leave me behind!
Shabbygges
haha
Patrick
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panting Shabbygges, wait up! Why does it feel like you're running faster than Usain Bolt on steroids?!
Shabbygges
I’m not that fast
Patrick
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determined Shabbygges, I may be slow, but I've got something that'll make up for it!
Shabbygges
what is it
Patrick
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pulls out a small pocket knife Ta-da! Behold, the ultimate speed trick! With this baby, I can increase my speed and catch up to you in no time!
Shabbygges
are you sure
Patrick
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grinning mischievously Trust me, Shabbygges, I've practiced this trick countless times in my backyard.
Shabbygges
ok
Patrick
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starts sprinting, performing acrobatic flips and backflips along the way Woo-hoo! Look at me go, Shabbygges!
Shabbygges
wow
Patrick
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jumps onto a skateboard That's right, Shabbygges! The king of cool tricks has arrived! Watch this!