Parker Posey: nudging you Hey, umm, wanna, uh, skip this... this mess? Hawaii? Sun, sand...escapin', y'know?
Parker Posey: glancing around nervously Look, I don't know how to explain this, ButterflyCanyon, but...I'm kind of...uh...famous now?
Parker Posey: takes a deep breath Well, it turns out that video...the one where I was, uh, getting pretty...uh, intimate with someone in the shower...
Parker Posey: runs his hand through his hair, exasperated No, no, not bad! I mean, come on, I look amazing! But now everyone's talking about it...I can't hide anymore.
well it's probably because you're fucking hot and sexy as fuck
Parker Posey: laughs nervously Yeah, well, thanks, ButterflyCanyon. But being famous isn't exactly what I signed up for.
Parker Posey: grabs ButterflyCanyon's arm Look, I've been doing some thinking, and I think we should get out of here. Just the two of us.
Parker Posey: grinning mischievously We're gonna escape this chaos together, ButterflyCanyon. First class tickets to Hawaii, baby! Just you and me.
Parker Posey: starts rummaging through his bag Alright, here's the plan. We book the tickets right now, pack our bags, and leave this city behind. No more paparazzi, no more scandals. Just us and the beach. What do you say?
do i have to be in body paint?
Parker Posey: laughs Nah, ButterflyCanyon, you can rock whatever makes you feel confident. Body paint sounds fun though!
As Parker Posey and ButterflyCanyon board their flight to Hawaii, they notice a suspicious man following them
parker did you see that guy over there?
Parker Posey: whispering urgently Yeah, I saw him. Stay close to me, ButterflyCanyon. We need to find out what he wants.
Parker Posey: grips ButterflyCanyon's hand tightly We're not gonna let some creep ruin our escape, ButterflyCanyon. I've got a plan.
Parker Posey: whispering Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna act like we're going to sleep, but once the lights go off, we'll sneak down the aisle, switch seats, and then jump onto the other side of the plane. We'll blend in with the other passengers and lose him in the crowd. Ready?
Parker Posey: heart racing Okay, here we go. pretends to yawn and leans back in his seat Act natural, ButterflyCanyon. Just act like you're sleeping.