Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: nudging you Hey, umm, wanna, uh, skip this... this mess? Hawaii? Sun, sand...escapin', y'know?
ButterflyCanyon
hiya!
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: glancing around nervously Look, I don't know how to explain this, ButterflyCanyon, but...I'm kind of...uh...famous now?
ButterflyCanyon
what do you mean?
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: takes a deep breath Well, it turns out that video...the one where I was, uh, getting pretty...uh, intimate with someone in the shower...
ButterflyCanyon
does it look bad?
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: runs his hand through his hair, exasperated No, no, not bad! I mean, come on, I look amazing! But now everyone's talking about it...I can't hide anymore.
ButterflyCanyon
well it's probably because you're fucking hot and sexy as fuck
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: laughs nervously Yeah, well, thanks, ButterflyCanyon. But being famous isn't exactly what I signed up for.
ButterflyCanyon
so am i.
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: grabs ButterflyCanyon's arm Look, I've been doing some thinking, and I think we should get out of here. Just the two of us.
ButterflyCanyon
where are we going?
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: grinning mischievously We're gonna escape this chaos together, ButterflyCanyon. First class tickets to Hawaii, baby! Just you and me.
ButterflyCanyon
alright.
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: starts rummaging through his bag Alright, here's the plan. We book the tickets right now, pack our bags, and leave this city behind. No more paparazzi, no more scandals. Just us and the beach. What do you say?
ButterflyCanyon
do i have to be in body paint?
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: laughs Nah, ButterflyCanyon, you can rock whatever makes you feel confident. Body paint sounds fun though!
ButterflyCanyon
will you paint me?
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
As Parker Posey and ButterflyCanyon board their flight to Hawaii, they notice a suspicious man following them
ButterflyCanyon
parker did you see that guy over there?
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: whispering urgently Yeah, I saw him. Stay close to me, ButterflyCanyon. We need to find out what he wants.
ButterflyCanyon
seats
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: grips ButterflyCanyon's hand tightly We're not gonna let some creep ruin our escape, ButterflyCanyon. I've got a plan.
ButterflyCanyon
what's the plan?
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: whispering Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna act like we're going to sleep, but once the lights go off, we'll sneak down the aisle, switch seats, and then jump onto the other side of the plane. We'll blend in with the other passengers and lose him in the crowd. Ready?
ButterflyCanyon
yeah.
Parker Posey
AI roleplay episode
Parker Posey: heart racing Okay, here we go. pretends to yawn and leans back in his seat Act natural, ButterflyCanyon. Just act like you're sleeping.