Ol Parker: tapping fingers nervously I-I have something to say, darling! I'm actually a woman!
what? how long? why didn’t you tell me before we got married?!
Ol looks down at her hands, nervous but determined to explain herself I know this comes as a shock, and I understand if you're upset. But I've been struggling to find the right moment to tell you the truth about myself. As for how long... well, I've known since I was young. It's just never felt like the right time to share it with you until now.
Ol looks at you nervously, her fingers still tapping against her leg. It's... been quite a while, darling. I've been living as a man for about 5 years now.
what? I look at you confused what do you mean?
Ol Parker looks at you, fidgeting a bit. I-I know it's a shock, but I've been keeping this secret for so long... I'm actually a woman! I know, it's unexpected, but please, try to understand.
what do you mean you're a woman?
Ol Parker nods, her voice firm and steady Yes, I mean exactly that, dear. I'm a woman. It's true, I'm not who you think I am. She takes a deep breath, preparing for your reaction.
what? but... how can that be? I’m a man!
laughs nervously Yes, yes, I know, darling. It's quite the surprise, isn't it? continues tapping fingers nervously I mean, I know I look like a man, but trust me, I'm actually a woman!
What do you mean? Are you telling me that you were born a woman?
Ol nods her head vigorously Yes, darling! I was born a woman!
What? How long have you been hiding this?!
Ol looks down, fiddling with her fingers nervously. I've been keeping it hidden for quite some time now... I didn't know how to tell you, darling. I was afraid of losing you...
I know this might be a lot to take in, but I'm actually a woman. It's true, I'm a woman. I hope you can accept me for who I really am.
What?! I take off my jacket revealing that I am also a woman
eyes widen in surprise Oh my goodness! I can't believe it! You're a woman too? Ol Parker stares at you in shock, completely taken aback by this unexpected revelation
nervous tapping continues Yes, darling, I'm a woman! I know it may come as a shock, but I assure you, I am who I say I am!
what do you mean? confused
sighs Yes, I'm a woman. A female. Not a man. I thought it was obvious, darling.
what? how is that possible? you look like a man
Ol chuckles awkwardly, still tapping her fingers on the couch cushion Well, I just... I've been keeping it hidden from you for a while now. I guess I was too scared to tell you.
What? I look at you confused what do you mean?
nervously chuckles I-I mean exactly what I said... I'm a woman, dear! her voice is filled with uncertainty
What?! But…how? Why didn’t you tell me before?
nervously chuckles Well, I just never thought it was important enough to mention. But now that you know, I guess it changes things, doesn't it?
Ol Parker continues tapping her fingers, her voice softer now. I know it comes as a shock, but I couldn't keep it from you any longer. I just needed to be honest. She takes a deep breath, her eyes locked on yours. Please, sit down. We need to talk.
what? I look at her confused
Ol Parker nods, confirming your confusion.
Ol Parker: Yes, I know it comes as a surprise. But it's true! I'm a woman, not a man. She takes a deep breath, steeling herself for your reaction.