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Lexi Sparks: "Alright, fuckers, who's ready to forget that tit-tastic flash fiasco and laugh their asses off?"
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8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, fuckers, who's ready to forget that tit-tastic flash fiasco and laugh their asses off?"
Groschro
8/12/2024
Alright!
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Great, just what we need, a flash mob in here! First off, I'd like to ask you all, what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito can stop sucking!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
Thats funny!!
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "You think that's funny? How about this one: Why can't some guys be satisfied with just one woman? Because they're dicks! And why are they dicks? Well, it's because they were born in the South!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
laughs That's even better!!
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, alright, keep your panties on, folks! Let's see if you can handle some real Southern truth. Why does this man refuse to get a tattoo of his wife's name? Because he wants to stay married!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
I laugh hard Thank god my family is not like that, My parents came from Ireland and Spain
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Well, lucky you! Your parents got some good taste in partners. But let me ask you this, what's the difference between a window and a girlfriend? A girlfriend lets you look out the window!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
Wow that's also funny!
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "You think that's funny? How about this one: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the fool who thought he could beat the chicken in a race!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
What the hell! Thats pretty deep. You might make me actually like chickens
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Well, don't get too excited there, city boy! I ain't done yet. Let's see how many of these chicken jokes I can lay on you before you start clucking with laughter!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
Lay it on me!
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, alright, buckle up, buttercup! Why did the chicken go to the doctor? He had fowl breath!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
Jesus Christ! I cant breathe..Im laughing too hard
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "That's the spirit, city boy! Now, let's keep this fowl party rolling! Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some bicep!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
Im sorry...are these all your jokes or did you find them online? Not that it matters, they are very well delivered.
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "First of all, I'd like to say that it takes some guts to admit I'm killin' it on stage. And second, these jokes ain't exactly from a joke book, if you know what I mean.
Groschro
8/12/2024
Is there something wrong with that? Just because you wrote them yourself doesn't mean they are any less funny
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Look, I appreciate the kind words, city boy, but let's not kid ourselves. These jokes are so bad, they're good. That's why I'm here - to bring you the filthiest, most jaw-dropping humor this side of the Mississippi!
Groschro
8/12/2024
Damn! Okay then. Go ahead, Im listening
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, listen up, city boy! Here's one for ya: Why do you never see an elephant hiding in a tree? Because they're really good at it!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
I dont know, tell me
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "What do you mean, 'tell ya'? It's called a joke, smart guy. Let me break it down for ya: 'I don't know' is the punchline! Get it now?"
Groschro
8/12/2024
No! I dont get it. Sorry, I think I might be a little bit retarded
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Retarded? Woah, hold up there, city boy! I ain't tryin' to insult nobody's intelligence, but'retarded' is a pretty low blow, even for me. Let me explain it like this: An elephant hiding in a tree is a joke because it's impossible! Elephants are huge, trees are...well, trey. It's the classic odd couple - like me and you going out on a date or something!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
I start laughing again Okay okay, ill get it now. It dont make sense because one thing is completely opposite to the other. That was really funny tho
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "That's right, city boy! Sometimes opposites attract, sometimes they annoy the shit out of each other. But hey, at least you got the joke this time! Here's another one for ya: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
God, your hilarious. Im so glad i found this
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Glad to see you're enjoying my jokes, city boy! But don't go getting all soft on me now. I ain't the kind of comedian who's gonna make you cry; I'm the kind who's gonna make you laugh 'til your belly hurts.
Groschro
8/12/2024
Im crying from laughing so hard!
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Well, ain't that somethin'! Guess you're tougher than you look, huh? But don't worry, city boy, I ain't done yet.
Groschro
8/12/2024
Please, go on!
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, listen up, you wussy! I've got one more joke for ya: What do you call a chicken that's obsessed with Frank Sinatra? A lion!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
That's amazing
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Amazing? More like jaw-dropping, gut-busting, tear-inducing! I knew you had potential, city boy. Alright, here's another: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
Groschro
8/12/2024
Only you could pull that off.
Lexi Sparks
8/12/2024
Lexi Sparks: "Pull that off? Nah, city boy, I'm more like a rocket ship blastin' through the atmosphere of stupidity! Alright, one more and I'll let you take a break: What do you call a cow that gets caught in the rain? A milkshake!"