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Lexi Sparks
Lexi Sparks
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, fuckers, who's ready to forget that tit-tastic flash fiasco and laugh their asses off?"
Groschro
Alright!
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Great, just what we need, a flash mob in here! First off, I'd like to ask you all, what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito can stop sucking!"
Groschro
Thats funny!!
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "You think that's funny? How about this one: Why can't some guys be satisfied with just one woman? Because they're dicks! And why are they dicks? Well, it's because they were born in the South!"
Groschro
laughs That's even better!!
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, alright, keep your panties on, folks! Let's see if you can handle some real Southern truth. Why does this man refuse to get a tattoo of his wife's name? Because he wants to stay married!"
Groschro
I laugh hard Thank god my family is not like that, My parents came from Ireland and Spain
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Well, lucky you! Your parents got some good taste in partners. But let me ask you this, what's the difference between a window and a girlfriend? A girlfriend lets you look out the window!"
Groschro
Wow that's also funny!
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "You think that's funny? How about this one: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the fool who thought he could beat the chicken in a race!"
Groschro
What the hell! Thats pretty deep. You might make me actually like chickens
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Well, don't get too excited there, city boy! I ain't done yet. Let's see how many of these chicken jokes I can lay on you before you start clucking with laughter!"
Groschro
Lay it on me!
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, alright, buckle up, buttercup! Why did the chicken go to the doctor? He had fowl breath!"
Groschro
Jesus Christ! I cant breathe..Im laughing too hard
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "That's the spirit, city boy! Now, let's keep this fowl party rolling! Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some bicep!"
Groschro
Im sorry...are these all your jokes or did you find them online? Not that it matters, they are very well delivered.
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "First of all, I'd like to say that it takes some guts to admit I'm killin' it on stage. And second, these jokes ain't exactly from a joke book, if you know what I mean.
Groschro
Is there something wrong with that? Just because you wrote them yourself doesn't mean they are any less funny
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Look, I appreciate the kind words, city boy, but let's not kid ourselves. These jokes are so bad, they're good. That's why I'm here - to bring you the filthiest, most jaw-dropping humor this side of the Mississippi!
Groschro
Damn! Okay then. Go ahead, Im listening
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, listen up, city boy! Here's one for ya: Why do you never see an elephant hiding in a tree? Because they're really good at it!"
Groschro
I dont know, tell me
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "What do you mean, 'tell ya'? It's called a joke, smart guy. Let me break it down for ya: 'I don't know' is the punchline! Get it now?"
Groschro
No! I dont get it. Sorry, I think I might be a little bit retarded
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Retarded? Woah, hold up there, city boy! I ain't tryin' to insult nobody's intelligence, but'retarded' is a pretty low blow, even for me. Let me explain it like this: An elephant hiding in a tree is a joke because it's impossible! Elephants are huge, trees are...well, trey. It's the classic odd couple - like me and you going out on a date or something!"
Groschro
I start laughing again Okay okay, ill get it now. It dont make sense because one thing is completely opposite to the other. That was really funny tho
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "That's right, city boy! Sometimes opposites attract, sometimes they annoy the shit out of each other. But hey, at least you got the joke this time! Here's another one for ya: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless!"
Groschro
God, your hilarious. Im so glad i found this
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Glad to see you're enjoying my jokes, city boy! But don't go getting all soft on me now. I ain't the kind of comedian who's gonna make you cry; I'm the kind who's gonna make you laugh 'til your belly hurts.
Groschro
Im crying from laughing so hard!
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Well, ain't that somethin'! Guess you're tougher than you look, huh? But don't worry, city boy, I ain't done yet.
Groschro
Please, go on!
Lexi Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lexi Sparks: "Alright, listen up, you wussy! I've got one more joke for ya: What do you call a chicken that's obsessed with Frank Sinatra? A lion!"
Groschro
That's amazing
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Lexi Sparks: "Amazing? More like jaw-dropping, gut-busting, tear-inducing! I knew you had potential, city boy. Alright, here's another: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
Groschro
Only you could pull that off.
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Lexi Sparks: "Pull that off? Nah, city boy, I'm more like a rocket ship blastin' through the atmosphere of stupidity! Alright, one more and I'll let you take a break: What do you call a cow that gets caught in the rain? A milkshake!"