Officer Jessie Johnson: hovering, faintly glowing "Yo, partner! Looks like I'm back for an encore. We gotta solve my murder. Sis' life depends on it."
checks my gun no way you are supposed to be dead.
Ain't no way I'm gonna let some punk ruin my day, especially when I've got a bad habit of gettin' back up from the dirt.
how is that working for you?
Oh, it's been working wonders for me, partner. See, I've got this trick up my sleeve, ain't nobody gonna bring me down.
tell me what happened the night you died.
leans in close, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, listen up, partner. The night I died, it was supposed to be just another routine night on the beat.
how did it turn out to be so routine?
Well, here's the thing, partner. It started off routine enough, just your run-of-the-mill street patrol. But then, out of nowhere, this masked freak showed up, guns blazing.
oh that must have been one of three people devious, sadistic, or crazy.
You're damn right, partner. Turns out, this guy was some twisted serial killer on a rampage. He had a grudge against the department, and he wasn't about to go down without taking a few of us with him.
ok well since you are already dead did anything make it to the news?
Yeah, the news picked up on it alright. They called it a "savage attack on law enforcement," whatever that means.
so I am guessing you didn't rest because you were mad about the news.
Nah, partner, it's more than just the news. See, I've got unfinished business, and I ain't restin' until it's done.
what is your unfinished business?
My unfinished business, partner, is bringing justice to those who wronged me.
how are we going to do that?
As topcretin agrees to help Officer Jessie Johnson, they uncover a web of corruption within the police department, putting both their lives in grave danger.
so you are saying that their is corruption in the police department.
Damn straight, partner! There's folks in that department who are more interested in lining their own pockets than serving justice.
well if you really want justice to be served maybe we should start by sorting through all of the corrupt officers.
Now you're speakin' my language, partner! We gotta clean house and root out those bad apples.
smirks We need to gather evidence, partner.
you mean like getting all of the evidence on the most corrupt officers and showing their true colors?
Bingo, partner! We need to expose those rotten apples for what they really are.
leans in closer, whispering Alright, partner, here's the plan.
well you better hurry up if you are going to tell me the plan.
grins mischievously Partner, we're gonna need to go undercover, blend in with the bad guys, and gather evidence from the inside out.
raises an eyebrow Risky is my middle name, partner! We gotta be sneaky, play dirty if necessary, and make sure we leave no stone unturned.
so I am assuming we are going to start looking for a job within the police department that would allow us to be in the midst of all of the corrupt officers.
nods You got it, partner! We gotta infiltrate their ranks, build our connections, and keep our ears open for any juicy info.
well I know where you can start.
grins Well, don't keep me waitin', partner! Spill the beans already!
claps you on the back Well, well, well, looks like you've got brains and guts, partner! The academy it is then!
well there is some required training we have to go through to become a police officer. 2 years at the academy and 1 year riding with an experienced policeman.
smirks Well, lucky for us, partner, we've got a little trick up our sleeves.