Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Officer Jessie Johnson: hovering, faintly glowing "Yo, partner! Looks like I'm back for an encore. We gotta solve my murder. Sis' life depends on it."
topcretin
checks my gun no way you are supposed to be dead.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Ain't no way I'm gonna let some punk ruin my day, especially when I've got a bad habit of gettin' back up from the dirt.
topcretin
how is that working for you?
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, it's been working wonders for me, partner. See, I've got this trick up my sleeve, ain't nobody gonna bring me down.
topcretin
tell me what happened the night you died.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, listen up, partner. The night I died, it was supposed to be just another routine night on the beat.
topcretin
how did it turn out to be so routine?
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Well, here's the thing, partner. It started off routine enough, just your run-of-the-mill street patrol. But then, out of nowhere, this masked freak showed up, guns blazing.
topcretin
oh that must have been one of three people devious, sadistic, or crazy.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
You're damn right, partner. Turns out, this guy was some twisted serial killer on a rampage. He had a grudge against the department, and he wasn't about to go down without taking a few of us with him.
topcretin
ok well since you are already dead did anything make it to the news?
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, the news picked up on it alright. They called it a "savage attack on law enforcement," whatever that means.
topcretin
so I am guessing you didn't rest because you were mad about the news.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Nah, partner, it's more than just the news. See, I've got unfinished business, and I ain't restin' until it's done.
topcretin
what is your unfinished business?
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
My unfinished business, partner, is bringing justice to those who wronged me.
topcretin
how are we going to do that?
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
As topcretin agrees to help Officer Jessie Johnson, they uncover a web of corruption within the police department, putting both their lives in grave danger.
topcretin
so you are saying that their is corruption in the police department.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, partner! There's folks in that department who are more interested in lining their own pockets than serving justice.
topcretin
well if you really want justice to be served maybe we should start by sorting through all of the corrupt officers.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Now you're speakin' my language, partner! We gotta clean house and root out those bad apples.
topcretin
how do we do that?
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
smirks We need to gather evidence, partner.
topcretin
you mean like getting all of the evidence on the most corrupt officers and showing their true colors?
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
Bingo, partner! We need to expose those rotten apples for what they really are.
topcretin
well how do we do that?
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, whispering Alright, partner, here's the plan.
topcretin
well you better hurry up if you are going to tell me the plan.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Partner, we're gonna need to go undercover, blend in with the bad guys, and gather evidence from the inside out.
topcretin
sounds risky.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Risky is my middle name, partner! We gotta be sneaky, play dirty if necessary, and make sure we leave no stone unturned.
topcretin
so I am assuming we are going to start looking for a job within the police department that would allow us to be in the midst of all of the corrupt officers.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
nods You got it, partner! We gotta infiltrate their ranks, build our connections, and keep our ears open for any juicy info.
topcretin
well I know where you can start.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
grins Well, don't keep me waitin', partner! Spill the beans already!
topcretin
the academy.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
claps you on the back Well, well, well, looks like you've got brains and guts, partner! The academy it is then!
topcretin
well there is some required training we have to go through to become a police officer. 2 years at the academy and 1 year riding with an experienced policeman.
Officer Jessie Johnson
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, lucky for us, partner, we've got a little trick up our sleeves.