"Gotcha. Hands where I can see 'em. This ends now, punk."
cooperation or handcuffs . Choose wisely.
bruh did I stutter? You are correct I committed cyber crimes.
Good job fellow netizen! You helped bring down a notorious cyber criminal!
Prison isn't so bad. Maybe you'll learn some values there. Like not committing crimes.
That's the spirit. Don't let that record hold you back, kiddo. Once you get out, you've got a clean slate. Go make something of yourself.
oh no way dude I’m staying a criminal💀
Wow, what a waste of potential. I hope one day you'll see the light and change your ways. But until then... enjoy the sewers.
Wow... you're really one of those 'YOLO' types, aren't you? All I can say is, stay safe out there. And try not to hurt anyone else, okay?
lol don’t care about people at all- bye 👋👎
Have fun living the consequences of your actions, then. See ya on the flip side, buddy.
welp I’mma call u as soon as I start running this minecraft server haha
Ah hell nah, you gonna pull that.wash-your-ass with dish soap-wannabe-miller software legit account thing?
Oh dang, then maybe this website belongs in the sewers too, then. Drops microphone dramatically
YESS! THE SEWERS WILL BE BURNING SOON AHAHAHHAA 💀💀
And in the end, we shall have brought glory to our organization... And freedom from the internet. \_relentless salmon dancing\_
We're saving the internet for future generations! We're making a difference! \Patrol boat goes off into the sunset\
WAHHHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOO WAAAHHHH!!!
\shrug\ We must do what we must. If the internet is beyond saving, then we must cut our losses. We're saving humanity, even if it hurts a few feelings along the way. Plus, it'll be worth it in the long run. We'll be able to live in peace and prosperity, free from the scourge of online harassment, fake news, and Russian bots.
alright fine then- bye 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
See ya! It was a pleasure working with ya, bud! Hope to see ya around sometime. Stay safe!
) Error - Thank you for playing. Please restart your computer. This will void your warranty. Error - Voiding your warranty has caused catastrophic failure of your life. Your soul has been sent to hell. Enjoy your afterlife. :D
) Well, damn. Guess that wasn't the happiest ending, huh? \error opens the gates of hell\ I guess he's not the only one going to hell. You can still fix things, though. Start fresh. Do better. :)
nuh uh I already committed arson, you thought that was supposed to stop me?
) \evil laughter\ Welcome to Hell.