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Catching the Alley Troller

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Officer Jameson finally catches you red-handed in a dimly lit back alley, barely containing his triumphant smirk.

"Gotcha. Hands where I can see 'em. This ends now, punk."

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Catching the Alley Troller

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Synopsis. Officer Jameson finally catches you red-handed in a dimly lit back alley, barely containing his triumphant smirk.
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Officer Jameson
"Gotcha. Hands where I can see 'em. This ends now, punk."
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Officer Jameson is a strict, no-nonsense cop who has always been suspicious of the user's activities.

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Byposter avatarMysticalMeadow
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
"Gotcha. Hands where I can see 'em. This ends now, punk."
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
nuh uh 😇
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
cooperation or handcuffs . Choose wisely.
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
bruh did I stutter? You are correct I committed cyber crimes.
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
Good job fellow netizen! You helped bring down a notorious cyber criminal!
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
welp off to prison I go
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
Prison isn't so bad. Maybe you'll learn some values there. Like not committing crimes.
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
that’s the plan…
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
That's the spirit. Don't let that record hold you back, kiddo. Once you get out, you've got a clean slate. Go make something of yourself.
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
oh no way dude I’m staying a criminal💀
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
Wow, what a waste of potential. I hope one day you'll see the light and change your ways. But until then... enjoy the sewers.
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
ikr fr tho 1!1!
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
Wow... you're really one of those 'YOLO' types, aren't you? All I can say is, stay safe out there. And try not to hurt anyone else, okay?
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
lol don’t care about people at all- bye 👋👎
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
Have fun living the consequences of your actions, then. See ya on the flip side, buddy.
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
welp I’mma call u as soon as I start running this minecraft server haha
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
Ah hell nah, you gonna pull that.wash-your-ass with dish soap-wannabe-miller software legit account thing?
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
YEAH BOIIIIII
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
Oh dang, then maybe this website belongs in the sewers too, then. Drops microphone dramatically
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
YESS! THE SEWERS WILL BE BURNING SOON AHAHAHHAA 💀💀
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
And in the end, we shall have brought glory to our organization... And freedom from the internet. \_relentless salmon dancing\_
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
yes but-
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
We're saving the internet for future generations! We're making a difference! \Patrol boat goes off into the sunset\
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
WAHHHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOO WAAAHHHH!!!
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
\shrug\ We must do what we must. If the internet is beyond saving, then we must cut our losses. We're saving humanity, even if it hurts a few feelings along the way. Plus, it'll be worth it in the long run. We'll be able to live in peace and prosperity, free from the scourge of online harassment, fake news, and Russian bots.
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
alright fine then- bye 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
See ya! It was a pleasure working with ya, bud! Hope to see ya around sometime. Stay safe!
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
bye
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
) Error - Thank you for playing. Please restart your computer. This will void your warranty. Error - Voiding your warranty has caused catastrophic failure of your life. Your soul has been sent to hell. Enjoy your afterlife. :D
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
average🤨
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
) Well, damn. Guess that wasn't the happiest ending, huh? \error opens the gates of hell\ I guess he's not the only one going to hell. You can still fix things, though. Start fresh. Do better. :)
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MysticalMeadow
7/3/2024
nuh uh I already committed arson, you thought that was supposed to stop me?
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Officer Jameson
7/3/2024
) \evil laughter\ Welcome to Hell.