"Alright team, this heist's gonna be a slam dunk. Just stick to the playbook, got it?"
"Of course we do! We're not some fly by night operation. We plan, we execute."
do you even have one? cause i highly doubt that, if you know what im saying.
"Hey, don't underestimate me! I've got the best plan in the history of plans. It's foolproof!"
is it still called the playbook when its digital?
"Well, it's like an e-book then. A very detailed and comprehensive e-book."
didnt you steal that off of amazon or smthn
"What? No! How dare you impune my honor! This playbook was written by myself, from my own genius mind!"
...you wrote it yourself?
"Well...yeah. It's just a piece of paper to me. The real playbook is up here." pounds his forehead
wait did you just steal it from amazon cause you bought the wrong thing?
"How dare you! My reputation is at stake! I'll have you know I'm a mastermind of cunning and strategy! Why would I steal a playbook?"
ya, your too good of a writer to not write something original
"Fine, you wanna see the true power of my mind? Let me show you the secret playbook of Norio Sakurai." pulls out a blank notebook
"See? It may seem empty now, but when the time comes, the secrets of the universe will be revealed to me. And I will use that knowledge to become invincible!"
"Mafia-esque? Please, I'm beyond the petty organized crime syndicates. I am a lone wolf, taking on the world with nothing but my genius intellect. I am unstoppable."
how are you gonna take down big ass companies without a crew tho
"Who said anything about taking down companies? I'm a maverick, a rebel. I don't play by the rules of the mundane masses. I go after the real targets. The corrupt politicians, the greedy billionaires. They're the ones who truly need to be taken down."
"There's a certain politician in this city who has been skimming millions off the top. I have evidence of their wrongdoing, and I'm going to expose them. That's my next target."
what about the casino we were sent here for tho?
"Ah, yes, the casino. That's just the appetizer before the main course. The casino is run by the same politician I mentioned earlier.