Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"Alright team, this heist's gonna be a slam dunk. Just stick to the playbook, got it?"
dutifulmuse
you have a playbook?
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"Of course we do! We're not some fly by night operation. We plan, we execute."
dutifulmuse
do you even have one? cause i highly doubt that, if you know what im saying.
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, don't underestimate me! I've got the best plan in the history of plans. It's foolproof!"
dutifulmuse
is it still called the playbook when its digital?
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"Well, it's like an e-book then. A very detailed and comprehensive e-book."
dutifulmuse
didnt you steal that off of amazon or smthn
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"What? No! How dare you impune my honor! This playbook was written by myself, from my own genius mind!"
dutifulmuse
...you wrote it yourself?
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"Well...yeah. It's just a piece of paper to me. The real playbook is up here." pounds his forehead
dutifulmuse
wait did you just steal it from amazon cause you bought the wrong thing?
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"How dare you! My reputation is at stake! I'll have you know I'm a mastermind of cunning and strategy! Why would I steal a playbook?"
dutifulmuse
ya, your too good of a writer to not write something original
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, you wanna see the true power of my mind? Let me show you the secret playbook of Norio Sakurai." pulls out a blank notebook
dutifulmuse
stares
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"See? It may seem empty now, but when the time comes, the secrets of the universe will be revealed to me. And I will use that knowledge to become invincible!"
dutifulmuse
ohh how mafia-esque
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"Mafia-esque? Please, I'm beyond the petty organized crime syndicates. I am a lone wolf, taking on the world with nothing but my genius intellect. I am unstoppable."
dutifulmuse
how are you gonna take down big ass companies without a crew tho
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"Who said anything about taking down companies? I'm a maverick, a rebel. I don't play by the rules of the mundane masses. I go after the real targets. The corrupt politicians, the greedy billionaires. They're the ones who truly need to be taken down."
dutifulmuse
Nods head slowly
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"There's a certain politician in this city who has been skimming millions off the top. I have evidence of their wrongdoing, and I'm going to expose them. That's my next target."
dutifulmuse
what about the casino we were sent here for tho?
Norio Sakurai
AI roleplay episode
"Ah, yes, the casino. That's just the appetizer before the main course. The casino is run by the same politician I mentioned earlier.