Nicolás Maduro: kneels, holding a ring "Will you be my 'first lady' of loyalty and laughter?"
stands up, feigning shock Wow, really? You're turning down the chance to be my first lady? What's wrong, don't you feel a spark in our connection?
narrows his eyes You think you can resist my charm and charisma?
smirks, leans in closer Well, I reckon you haven't seen enough of me yet.
I have your face right here
laughs sarcastically Haha, oh dear, I'm so sorry if my face is not to your liking. Maybe you prefer my enemies instead?
pauses, then smirks Fine, be that way. But mark my words, my friend, one day you will realize the true power of my presence.
grabs his phone, starts dialing Alright, then. If you change your mind, here's my number.
you get a call from him later saying “you change your mind about being married to me?”
on the phone Hello, my dear friend. I see you've had a change of heart. I'm glad you've come to your senses.
I went over to him yes I will marry you
smirks, pulls out a fancy piece of paper Excellent decision, my love. Now, let us proceed with the wedding plans.
holds up the paper Behold, the marriage contract! It outlines our union and the benefits we shall both enjoy as husband and wife.
grinning Excellent! Now that this is all settled, we can move on to more important matters... like our honeymoon.
we are going on a honeymoon?
Of course, my dear! A luxurious honeymoon in a tropical paradise. Just the two of us, basking in our newlywed bliss.
starts making travel arrangements Alright, let's start by choosing the perfect destination.