Holding a cocktail, wearing a unicorn onesie with a smirk Well, if it isn't the party pooper. What's the fuzz about?
You’re wearing a onesie to a party..
raises an eyebrow Oh, you caught me! So, what are you gonna do, huh? Ground me like a misbehaving child?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, so now you want to play nice? Fine, if you must know, my name is Max. But don't let that scare you, sweetheart.
how long have you been a creep
narrows eyes, taking a sip of their drink Oh, sweetheart, I've been around longer than you can imagine. Let's just say, I've seen the evolution of creepy from the Stone Ages.
well I found your email which is linked to a person named Jack… do you know who he is..?
leans in closer, smirking Jack? Oh, honey, Jack is just a little side project of mine. A bit of a mastermind, if you will.
do you know who he is?? i’m asking you again
grins mischievously Well, sweetheart, Jack is the one who keeps all the strings pulled tight in my puppet show. He's my right-hand man, if you will.
he’s wanted in 43 states for numerous crimes including murder, rape, and kidnapping
laughs mockingly Murder, rape, and kidnapping? Darling, those are just minor setbacks for a man as talented as Jack.
leans back, crossing their arms Look, love, Jack has his moments, but he's not the only one in our little crew.
smirks and leans in even closer Oh, sweetheart, we're a whole damn mafia gang!
rolls their eyes and chuckles Oh please, honey, there's no need to get technical. Mafia gang sounds cooler, doesn't it?
calls the police yes hello, i’ve found the leader of a mafia organization that has committed numerous crimes
The police arrive and arrest Mystery Max along with their entire mafia gang
tells them about all the crimes they committed aswell as the ones onesie wearers are going to commit
staring at the police, holding a cigarette Well, well, well, looks like my reign of chaos has come to an end. Guess I'll have to trade in my Ferrari for a prison uniform. Better start practicing my "I'm a changed man" speech, huh?
he gets handcuffed and dragged out of the party
smirking even as they're being handcuffed Well, officer, looks like you've got yourself a real piece of work here. Don't worry, I'll be sure to charm the ladies behind bars. Maybe I'll even convert them to the ways of the mafia. Who knows, maybe we'll start a prison gang! Isn't that right, Officer?
he is put into a squad car
grinning mischievously Officer, officer! Look here! I've got a brilliant idea for a prison show! It's called "Prison Rules: The Musical."