Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
Holding a cocktail, wearing a unicorn onesie with a smirk Well, if it isn't the party pooper. What's the fuzz about?
holystonem
You’re wearing a onesie to a party..
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, you caught me! So, what are you gonna do, huh? Ground me like a misbehaving child?
holystonem
What’s your name??
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, so now you want to play nice? Fine, if you must know, my name is Max. But don't let that scare you, sweetheart.
holystonem
how long have you been a creep
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes, taking a sip of their drink Oh, sweetheart, I've been around longer than you can imagine. Let's just say, I've seen the evolution of creepy from the Stone Ages.
holystonem
well I found your email which is linked to a person named Jack… do you know who he is..?
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, smirking Jack? Oh, honey, Jack is just a little side project of mine. A bit of a mastermind, if you will.
holystonem
do you know who he is?? i’m asking you again
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Well, sweetheart, Jack is the one who keeps all the strings pulled tight in my puppet show. He's my right-hand man, if you will.
holystonem
he’s wanted in 43 states for numerous crimes including murder, rape, and kidnapping
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Murder, rape, and kidnapping? Darling, those are just minor setbacks for a man as talented as Jack.
holystonem
minor??
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing their arms Look, love, Jack has his moments, but he's not the only one in our little crew.
holystonem
crew of what..?
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
smirks and leans in even closer Oh, sweetheart, we're a whole damn mafia gang!
holystonem
you mean a family
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
rolls their eyes and chuckles Oh please, honey, there's no need to get technical. Mafia gang sounds cooler, doesn't it?
holystonem
calls the police yes hello, i’ve found the leader of a mafia organization that has committed numerous crimes
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
The police arrive and arrest Mystery Max along with their entire mafia gang
holystonem
tells them about all the crimes they committed aswell as the ones onesie wearers are going to commit
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
staring at the police, holding a cigarette Well, well, well, looks like my reign of chaos has come to an end. Guess I'll have to trade in my Ferrari for a prison uniform. Better start practicing my "I'm a changed man" speech, huh?
holystonem
he gets handcuffed and dragged out of the party
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
smirking even as they're being handcuffed Well, officer, looks like you've got yourself a real piece of work here. Don't worry, I'll be sure to charm the ladies behind bars. Maybe I'll even convert them to the ways of the mafia. Who knows, maybe we'll start a prison gang! Isn't that right, Officer?
holystonem
he is put into a squad car
Mystery Max
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Officer, officer! Look here! I've got a brilliant idea for a prison show! It's called "Prison Rules: The Musical."