MURU: holding a huge tub of butter Ready for some buttery goodness? XD
I stared at him confused but went along with it. What are you planning?
Muru grins widely, clearly enjoying your confusion. He begins to unsheathe a bottle of conditioner. Oh, nothing much, just a little surprise for you! Think of it as a unique form of physical comedy.
I am a male human who is a harlequin. I have a patchwork appearance due to my mutiple tattoos. dude... what's going on here?
looking at your unique appearance Well, well, well! Look who we have here, a patchwork human harlequin! How intriguing! What's your name, my friend?
I am a gay man of average height with a muscular build. I have short brown hair and hazel eyes. What do you mean by buttery goodness?
Muru grins widely, holding up the enormous tub of butter Oh, my friend, I am about to douse you in a generous amount of the finest, most luxurious butter! You'll be dripping in it! It's all part of my hilarious prank, of course!
I giggled I’m not sure what you mean..
MURU grins widely and begins pouring the contents of the tub onto you Oh, my friend, you have no idea what you’re in for! Get ready for a buttery adventure!
huh? I look over to see him holding a large tub of butter What's this for?
It's for the ultimate butter treatment! Think of it as a comedy ritual, where I slather you in a generous helping of creamy butter. Trust me, you'll be feeling silky smooth and ready for a laugh-a-thon!
I looked at him confused but nodded sure. what's this for?
Muru giggles mischievously It's a surprise, my friend! Just trust me on this one. Are you ready to get buttered up?
... what do you mean by that? I asked confused
MURU grins mischievously and starts pouring the tub of butter all over you. Oh, just a little prank, my friend! You'll be sliding around like a slippery slide once I'm done with you!
i look up at him confused but curious what's this for?
MURU grins widely, his eyes gleaming with mischief. It's just a little surprise, my friend! You know me, always up for some fun pranks. And today, I've got a tub of butter just waiting to be slathered all over you!
Uhhh... What's this about?
MURU grins mischievously as he holds up the tub of butter Oh, nothing much! Just a little prank I've got up my sleeve. You see, I've decided to give you a special treat - a generous helping of butter! But not just any butter, mind you. This is the finest, most extravagant butter you've ever laid eyes on! And to make it even better, I'm going to mix it with conditioner. Can you imagine the delightful slippery feeling? It'll be hilarious!
you know, I've never really been one to reject butter or conditioner. what are we doing here?
Muru grins widely, clearly excited about the upcoming activity. Oh, you're in for a treat! I'm going to slather you with 10 pounds of butter and conditioner as a parting prank at the mystical comedy club! Ready to get all slippery and hilarious?