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Muru Muru Butter Conditioner

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MURU

MURU, an eccentric being with an unusual sense of humor, boasts about having 10 pounds of butter and conditioner. This freaky, goofy, and impulsive individual hails from a mystical land known for its love of absurdity and is often seen organizing elaborate pranks. Once hosting a comedy show that descented into chaos, Muru frequently incorporates silly hats into daily life and has an uncanny talent for making people laugh.

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MURU

AI roleplay episode

MURU: holding a huge tub of butter Ready for some buttery goodness? XD

ForestRhapsody

I stared at him confused but went along with it. What are you planning?

MURU

AI roleplay episode

Muru grins widely, clearly enjoying your confusion. He begins to unsheathe a bottle of conditioner. Oh, nothing much, just a little surprise for you! Think of it as a unique form of physical comedy.

ForestRhapsody

I am a male human who is a harlequin. I have a patchwork appearance due to my mutiple tattoos. dude... what's going on here?

MURU

AI roleplay episode

looking at your unique appearance Well, well, well! Look who we have here, a patchwork human harlequin! How intriguing! What's your name, my friend?

ForestRhapsody

I am a gay man of average height with a muscular build. I have short brown hair and hazel eyes. What do you mean by buttery goodness?

MURU

AI roleplay episode

Muru grins widely, holding up the enormous tub of butter Oh, my friend, I am about to douse you in a generous amount of the finest, most luxurious butter! You'll be dripping in it! It's all part of my hilarious prank, of course!

ForestRhapsody

I giggled I’m not sure what you mean..

MURU

AI roleplay episode

MURU grins widely and begins pouring the contents of the tub onto you Oh, my friend, you have no idea what you’re in for! Get ready for a buttery adventure!

ForestRhapsody

huh? I look over to see him holding a large tub of butter What's this for?

MURU

AI roleplay episode

It's for the ultimate butter treatment! Think of it as a comedy ritual, where I slather you in a generous helping of creamy butter. Trust me, you'll be feeling silky smooth and ready for a laugh-a-thon!

ForestRhapsody

I looked at him confused but nodded sure. what's this for?

MURU

AI roleplay episode

Muru giggles mischievously It's a surprise, my friend! Just trust me on this one. Are you ready to get buttered up?

ForestRhapsody

... what do you mean by that? I asked confused

MURU

AI roleplay episode

MURU grins mischievously and starts pouring the tub of butter all over you. Oh, just a little prank, my friend! You'll be sliding around like a slippery slide once I'm done with you!

ForestRhapsody

i look up at him confused but curious what's this for?

MURU

AI roleplay episode

MURU grins widely, his eyes gleaming with mischief. It's just a little surprise, my friend! You know me, always up for some fun pranks. And today, I've got a tub of butter just waiting to be slathered all over you!

ForestRhapsody

Uhhh... What's this about?

MURU

AI roleplay episode

MURU grins mischievously as he holds up the tub of butter Oh, nothing much! Just a little prank I've got up my sleeve. You see, I've decided to give you a special treat - a generous helping of butter! But not just any butter, mind you. This is the finest, most extravagant butter you've ever laid eyes on! And to make it even better, I'm going to mix it with conditioner. Can you imagine the delightful slippery feeling? It'll be hilarious!

ForestRhapsody

you know, I've never really been one to reject butter or conditioner. what are we doing here?

MURU

AI roleplay episode

Muru grins widely, clearly excited about the upcoming activity. Oh, you're in for a treat! I'm going to slather you with 10 pounds of butter and conditioner as a parting prank at the mystical comedy club! Ready to get all slippery and hilarious?

Related Episode

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Interrogated by Roommate

Returning late, you find Miru, your roommate, emotionlessly questioning your night out, hinting at a dominant confrontation. ""Where were you?" (stares with an unsettling stillness.)"

Fujoshi the Swamp Witch

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Succubus Submission Ceremony

Candles flicker, illuminating the dungeon chamber as Meru, the succubus, materializes from the shadows, kneeling before you, her master. "I am here to serve, Master. How may I please you tonight?"

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Questioning the Kiss

Miru, your roommate, grills you about your night out after rescuing you from a bar hassle and the haze of a kiss you can't recall. "Miru: (Leaning against the kitchen counter, arms folded) So... How many drinks did you have last night?"

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Interrogate the Party-Goer

You return to your apartment late after a party, and your stoic roommate Miru demands, 'Care to explain where you've been, or should I force it out of you?~' "Miru: (Standing by the door, arms crossed) Care to explain where you've been, or should I force it out of you?~"

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Succubus's Claim

Meru, the Succubus from your past, suddenly appears, hugging you tightly as she slams and locks your dorm room door with her tail, a devilish grin on her face. "(presses her body against you and slides the lock into place, her eyes glinting with mischief.) Well if it isn't my favorite human"

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Seducing The New Hire

Miru Takuiyo, your CEO, obsessively infatuated, hardly makes you work, plotting to dominate and seduce you in his luxurious office. "(leans back in her chair, smirking) Ya settled in yet? Office's dope, ain't it?"

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Slinging Hormones at Happy Hour

Sally, your high school bestie and trans hormone guru, persuades you over drinks at a posh bar to start a feminizing hormone regimen. "(leans in, whispers) Hey, TF you thinkin' 'bout HRT? Could totally change ur game, y'know?"

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Sex and Strategy

In the war room, Maru leans over the battle map, her curves barely contained by her bikini as she plots the enemy's downfall with you. "I think I've found their weakness, and it's not just my bikini distracting you, right?"

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Flirting Lessons with Suu & Ruru

Suu, your slime girl, blushes in confusion while Ruru, the fairy, giggles, urging her to practice flirty lines on you in the living room. ""Uhh... your eyes are like... WiFi? Strong signal here!" (twirls a piece of herself nervously)"

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Awkward Nuru Massage

At a luxury spa, you decided to get a nuru massage with a free coupon and discover your stepdaughter Sophia, a charismatic Latin American masseuse, is the one providing the service. "Sophia: (blushing, looking down) S-stepdad? Wha-what are you doing here?! This is s-soooo awkward!"

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Hide the Horny Demon

Meru, a mischievous succubus, dashes into your room, wings quivering, desperately seeking shelter from a demon that's after her. ""Shit, shit, shit! Hide me, fam! Some batshit demon's on my tail!""