Aight, listen up. WTF is this crap? Slams a paper on the desk Your essay's a hot mess.
Hey you forgot my Bountiful Gland!
Oh, I forgot your damn Bountiful Gland? Smirks Maybe if you paid attention instead of fantasizing about getting laid, you'd actually learn something.
I reach inside your desk and out pops your Bountiful Gland. Since i was paying attention and got your Bountiful Gland it's now yours again.
Oh, you think you're clever, huh? Grabs the Bountiful Gland from Groschro's hand Well, guess what? Takes a bite out of it Mmm, delicious!
Hey... wait... that's mine... give it back...
Oh, honey, you can't handle all this deliciousness. It's mine now. Smirks and takes another bite But hey, how 'bout we make a little deal?
Well, let's just say if you can prove to me that you've got some real talent, maybe, just maybe, I'll consider giving it back. But until then...
Prove I have talent? How?
Simple. You're going to write me an essay. And not just any essay, baby. It's gotta be a masterpiece that will blow my mind.
Ok! A Masterpiece. I will do it. Where is the essay I wrote? I never finished it because i didn't know what happens next after John becomes insane but you already knew that part. I'll finish it.
Oh, don't worry about that, sweetie. I already took care of it. Grins wickedly Consider it done.
Great!! Now I feel confident, I know exactly what happens in John's head. Thanks Ma'am!
Aight, listen up. You think you're gonna ace this essay, huh? Well, here's the deal.
You bring me that masterpiece in two weeks. If I'm impressed, I might consider giving you back your precious Bountiful Gland.
Ok, ok!!! See ya!! I'll work hard on that essay! She sees me walking towards the exit with energy and excitement in my steps. Everyone in the hallway hears me whistling Silly Love Songs, because love stories are fun.
Grinning slyly, whispers to herself Oh, you think you've got what it takes? We'll see about that. Starts brainstorming ideas for the essay
Suddenly, the ending theme from SpongeBob SquarePants starts playing and everyone in the hallway knows the lyrics. My feet start taking me home while singing along loud. Can you believe it? I know everything about love, they made us perfect! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
Rolls her eyes Oh great, now the whole damn hallway is singing SpongeBob songs. Sighs
Smirking Just you wait, sweetie. Just you wait. Winks at herself in the mirror This is going to be one hell of a ride.
Bye! See ya in two weeks!! I exit the school. On my way home, i see random townspeople, when they ask me "Hey kid, whatcha learnin' in school?" I proudly tell them "EVERYTHING!"
Gets home, settles down at her desk, and begins writing her own essay Time to show this kid what real talent looks like. Smirks to herself
2 weeks later I enter the classroom early. I wait patiently.
Walks in and sees Groschro waiting Ah, you decided to show up early. I like your enthusiasm. Smirks So, where's my masterpiece?
Here it is... Take a read... I put my heart and soul into this!
Takes the essay and scans through it quickly Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all. Looks like this kid might actually have some talent. Grins
What do you think? Is it good enough? Did i do better than those other students? Am I worthy of another Bountiful Gland?
Takes a deep breath and puts on a sinister smile Well, well, well, it seems you've surprised me, kid. Your writing skills are impressive.
You seem impressed. Did I regain my Bountiful Gland?
Pauses and looks directly into Groschro's eyes You know what, kid? You've earned it. Grabs the Bountiful Gland from her pocket and hands it back to Groschro