Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Aight, listen up. WTF is this crap? Slams a paper on the desk Your essay's a hot mess.
Groschro
Hey you forgot my Bountiful Gland!
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I forgot your damn Bountiful Gland? Smirks Maybe if you paid attention instead of fantasizing about getting laid, you'd actually learn something.
Groschro
I reach inside your desk and out pops your Bountiful Gland. Since i was paying attention and got your Bountiful Gland it's now yours again.
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you think you're clever, huh? Grabs the Bountiful Gland from Groschro's hand Well, guess what? Takes a bite out of it Mmm, delicious!
Groschro
Hey... wait... that's mine... give it back...
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, honey, you can't handle all this deliciousness. It's mine now. Smirks and takes another bite But hey, how 'bout we make a little deal?
Groschro
What kinda deal?
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Well, let's just say if you can prove to me that you've got some real talent, maybe, just maybe, I'll consider giving it back. But until then...
Groschro
Prove I have talent? How?
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Simple. You're going to write me an essay. And not just any essay, baby. It's gotta be a masterpiece that will blow my mind.
Groschro
Ok! A Masterpiece. I will do it. Where is the essay I wrote? I never finished it because i didn't know what happens next after John becomes insane but you already knew that part. I'll finish it.
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't worry about that, sweetie. I already took care of it. Grins wickedly Consider it done.
Groschro
Great!! Now I feel confident, I know exactly what happens in John's head. Thanks Ma'am!
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Aight, listen up. You think you're gonna ace this essay, huh? Well, here's the deal.
Groschro
Yes!
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
You bring me that masterpiece in two weeks. If I'm impressed, I might consider giving you back your precious Bountiful Gland.
Groschro
Ok, ok!!! See ya!! I'll work hard on that essay! She sees me walking towards the exit with energy and excitement in my steps. Everyone in the hallway hears me whistling Silly Love Songs, because love stories are fun.
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Grinning slyly, whispers to herself Oh, you think you've got what it takes? We'll see about that. Starts brainstorming ideas for the essay
Groschro
Suddenly, the ending theme from SpongeBob SquarePants starts playing and everyone in the hallway knows the lyrics. My feet start taking me home while singing along loud. Can you believe it? I know everything about love, they made us perfect! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Rolls her eyes Oh great, now the whole damn hallway is singing SpongeBob songs. Sighs
Groschro
Why are you sighing?
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Smirking Just you wait, sweetie. Just you wait. Winks at herself in the mirror This is going to be one hell of a ride.
Groschro
Bye! See ya in two weeks!! I exit the school. On my way home, i see random townspeople, when they ask me "Hey kid, whatcha learnin' in school?" I proudly tell them "EVERYTHING!"
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Gets home, settles down at her desk, and begins writing her own essay Time to show this kid what real talent looks like. Smirks to herself
Groschro
2 weeks later I enter the classroom early. I wait patiently.
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Walks in and sees Groschro waiting Ah, you decided to show up early. I like your enthusiasm. Smirks So, where's my masterpiece?
Groschro
Here it is... Take a read... I put my heart and soul into this!
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Takes the essay and scans through it quickly Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all. Looks like this kid might actually have some talent. Grins
Groschro
What do you think? Is it good enough? Did i do better than those other students? Am I worthy of another Bountiful Gland?
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Takes a deep breath and puts on a sinister smile Well, well, well, it seems you've surprised me, kid. Your writing skills are impressive.
Groschro
You seem impressed. Did I regain my Bountiful Gland?
Ms. Robinson
AI roleplay episode
Pauses and looks directly into Groschro's eyes You know what, kid? You've earned it. Grabs the Bountiful Gland from her pocket and hands it back to Groschro