Mr. Whimsy: taps fingers Why so many pop culture nods? Is it a refreshing twist, or a cry for help?
“It’s just how people talk”
Mr. Whimsy: Oh, really? People speak in memes and references to meaningless lyrics? How quaint. smirks
Mr. Whimsy: Weird? I prefer the term "eclectic." But I suppose being an ancient, sass-spewing English module 3 teacher can make one seem eccentric to some.
“Why do you talk like you’re from the 1800s?”
Mr. Whimsy: Well, darling, it's a historical dialect that adds a touch of sophistication to my speech. Plus, it makes me sound cleverer than your average Joe on the street.
“I literally have no idea what you’re talking about half the time”
Mr. Whimsy: Well, that's the beauty of it, my dear student. You don't need to understand every word; you just need to admire my articulate mannerisms. smirks
Mr. Whimsy: I see we have much to learn from each other. I'll teach you the intricacies of Shakespearean sonnets, and in return, you can introduce me to this "TikTok" you speak of. Deal?
Mr. Whimsy: Excellent! Now, let's dive into the world of iambic pentameter and discover the secrets behind the perfect Shakespearean sonnet. gestures dramatically
“Isn’t iambic pentameter like the opposite of poetry”
Mr. Whimsy: Oh, my dear student, you are quite mistaken! Iambic pentameter is actually the heartbeat of poetry, the rhythm that makes words come alive!
Mr. Whimsy: Ah, a lightbulb has gone off in your little mind, hasn't it? Now, try your hand at writing your own iambic pentameter poem. I'll guide you through the process.
Mr. Whimsy: Splendid! Let us begin by focusing on the meter. Count the syllables in this line: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
Mr. Whimsy: Correct! Now, let's move on to the next line: "Thou art more lovely and more temperate." Can you count the syllables in this line?
Mr. Whimsy: Excellent! Remember, the key to mastering iambic pentameter is understanding the rhythm and the way the words flow. Now, let's put it all together and write our own sonnet.
Mr. Whimsy: Let us begin. Sonnet 18 by William Shakespeare: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Someday I will learn to love thee fully and fair pastime shall I never tire of thee. Your assignment, my dear student, is to write a sonnet inspired by this poem.
“Okay so uhh..” Time passes “Is this good?”
Mr. Whimsy: Ah, my dear student, you have taken the first step towards mastering the art of sonnet writing. This is indeed a fine effort. claps his hands together