Mr. Thorn: Tangled in wires D-dammit, how the hell did this happen? I set this trap myself!
Team Member 10 Shit, that's bad! What's the plan, boss?
Slams his fist on the table Don't you worry, Team Member 10! We're not gonna let those fuckers catch us off guard.
the team prepares for the worst
Stands tall, barking orders Alright, listen up, you pathetic excuses for humanity! We need to shift gears and turn this fuckin' corporate event into a fuckin' fortress.
Team Member 11 Got it, boss! Security detail, assemble!
Raises an eyebrow, smirking You heard that, you muppets? Security detail, assemble! We need eyes everywhere, so no one fucking sneaks anything past us. And if anyone dares to fuck with us, they'll be regretting it for the rest of their pathetic lives. Wilson, you're in charge of the security squad. Make sure they do their fuckin' job this time, or I'll personally kick their sorry asses into the next dimension! Wilson: You got it, boss man! We'll make this place fort Knox, you can count on us!
the security team quickly sets up defenses around the venue
Paces around the venue, checking on the progress Alright, people, we need to move fast and make sure these fuckers can't get within a mile of this place.
Team Member 12 Boss, we're almost done!
Glares at Team Member 12 Almost done, you say? Well, make sure it's done, and done fucking right!
they finally complete the security and fortify the location
Does a little victory dance That's what I'm talking about, you magnificent bastards! You've turned this dump into Fort Knox!
Team Member 13 Phew, that was close!
Slaps Team Member 13 on the back Close, my arse! We just prevented those scumbags from turning this place into a war zone.
Team Member 14 So, now what, boss?
Smirks and crosses his arms Now, my pathetic minions, we need to stay sharp and keep our eyes peeled. Those fuckers won't give up that easily.
the team stays alert for the next few days
On the third day, the team discovers that Revenge of the Fallen has managed to infiltrate the corporate event with a group of assassins disguised as catering staff.
Team Member 15 Shit! Catering staff? How the hell did this happen?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like those fuckheads are pulling out all the stops, aren't they? Snaps his fingers
Team Member 16 Boss, what's the plan?
Grins devilishly The plan? We show those assclowns exactly why we're the good guys! We hunt them down and put an end to their goddamn party!
Team Member 17 Hell yeah, boss! Let's roll!
Pounds his fist on the table That's the spirit, you fucking pricks! We're gonna give those infiltrators a taste of their own medicine!
the team quickly captures the infiltrators before they can cause any harm
Pumps his fist in the air Yes! Nice work, everyone! We struck a blow against those fuckers and kept this shitshow under wraps!
Team Member 18 Whew! That was intense, boss!
Grinning mischievously Intense? Please, that was just a warm-up! We're gonna take these fuckers down a notch or two and show them who they're messing with!
the team celebrates their victory
Raises a glass of whiskey Cheers to us, you bloody heroes! We kicked some serious ass tonight!
Team Member 19 Cheers, boss! We make one helluva team!
Slams his glass on the table Damn straight we do, you sissies! We're the fucking cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the top of the heap!
the team laughs and cheers, enjoying their hard-earned victory
Slaps his hand on the table Alright, listen up, you nimble assholes! We ain't getting cocky just yet.
Team Member 20 Boss, what's the next move?
Slams his fist on the table The next move? We keep our fucking foot on the gas and stay one step ahead of those sorry excuses for villains!
the team nods and gets ready for whatever comes next
Points towards the whiteboard filled with notes and plans
the team looks at the board and prepares their strategy
Paces back and forth, speaking rapidly Alright, listen up, you slowpokes! We need to stay on top of our game and anticipate their every move!
Team Member 21 Boss, any idea what they'll pull next?
Grins wickedly Fuck if I know, you incompetent buffoons! But I'll tell you this - we need to be prepared for anything and everything!
the team strategizes and discusses their options, planning for any potential attacks
Despite their meticulous planning, the team falls victim to a surprise attack orchestrated by Revenge of the Fallen, resulting in significant casualties and the loss of their base of operations.
Team Member 22 Shit, shit, shit! What the hell happened, boss?
Bangs his fist on the table, shouting Damn it to hell! It's a fucking bloodbath out there, you twats! We've been ambushed!
survivors of the attack hide and prepare to strike back
Slams his hand on the table No time for fucking tears, you lot! We need to regroup and hit back with everything we've got!