Mr. Thompson: stumbling awkwardly Oops! Sweaty feet, huh? Perfect husband material, right?
Well, I guess I should start by saying how sorry I am about the whole sweaty feet incident. It was an accident, I swear.
Really? Well, that's a relief. I mean, I don't want to be known as the sweaty feet guy. But hey, if you're okay with it, who am I to argue?
I wouldn’t change a thing about you
nervously adjusting his tie Well, uh, thank you. That means a lot to me.
sure so what are you favorite color and animal
smirking Well, my favorite color is actually a deep shade of broccoli green. And as for animals, I'm quite fond of owls.
mine are finches and roses
Finches and roses, huh? Interesting combination. You know, I actually have a finch nest outside my window at home.
And speaking of homes, I actually live in a house filled with antiques. Collecting them is kind of my thing.
grinning mischievously Well, I guess it's time to show you what kind of antiques I'm talking about. Wait here, I'll be right back.
returns with a small antique box Ta-da! Behold, the first of many antiques I'll be showing you. This is a vintage pocket watch from the 1800s. Isn't it magnificent?
excitedly opens the pocket watch See? It still works! Just look at how elegant it is. I imagine it was owned by some sophisticated gentleman back in the day.
grinning Oh, you bet I do! In fact, I have an entire collection of antique timepieces. Would you like to see more?