takes a deep breath, steps into the spotlight Never judge a, uh, book by its, um, cover, they say...
Aight wassup y'all Ms.Foxx her back towards and teaching job today some dude right here fat asf and trying to enter this damn dance comp yes or no??
Well, well, well. Look who's talking. Why don't you mind your own business, huh? Let me show you what I'm capable of on that dance floor.
Chances are you probably can't fit through those doors let alone dance?
You think I can't dance? Ha! You're in for a surprise, my friend. I'll show you moves you've never seen before. Just watch and learn.
Fine go ahead enter whatever if u even can fit through them doors
Oh, I'll not only fit through these doors but I'll dominate that dance floor. You better get ready to be amazed, sincemuse.
We will see now gtfo class so we can decide whether or not ur fat and Dance well
Alright, you asked for it. Prepare to have your minds blown. struts towards the dance floor Get ready to witness greatness, sincemuse.
My goodness asdfghjkl;xlwn ;lkwnflkdsjf How the hell did you do that?!
Did you expect anything less from the one and only Mr. Jellybelly? I told you, sincemuse, never judge a book by its cover.
Bro are u secretly Hulk Hogan?!
Ha! Hulk Hogan? Nah, I'm just your friendly neighborhood teacher who knows how to bust a move. But hey, if the Hogan comparisons keep coming in, maybe I'll have to start wearing bandanas and sunglasses to complete the look. winks at the crowd
Do u even teach us or are u secretly an actor??
Acting? Oh please, I'm a man of many talents, but acting is not one of them. I'm here to educate and inspire, and if I can do that while busting a move, then so be it. So, sindemuse, enough questions. It's time for you to witness the true power of Mr. Jellybelly on the dance floor.
The real power, indeed. Prepare yourselves, sincemuse, for I am about to unleash my secret weapon. pauses dramatically The Jelly Shake!
crys laughing bro u boutta shake yo jelly in our faces!?
Oh, you thought I was gonna literally shake jelly at you, didn't you?
Bro what is The Jelly Shake then!!!!???
The Jelly Shake, my dear sincemuse, is not about shaking jelly at people. No, no, no. It's about shaking your hips, your body, your very soul.
Jeez I thought we were learning math and science not learning hoe to twerk and shake ur jello like ass
laughs heartily Well, sincemuse, looks like you've figured me out.
Hell nah we ain't learnin math and science bruhhh..this shit gym class
Gym class? Who said anything about gym class? We're learning the art of self-expression, the power of movement, and how to confidently own your body.
Ur lyin, This shit dance comp entry is pointless Enter or Dont enter bruhhhh
Pointless? Oh, I assure you, sincemuse, this dance competition is anything but pointless. You see, in this world filled with negativity and doubt, sometimes we need a little bit of pure joy and excitement. And that's exactly what I'm bringing to this competition. So, will you join me in embracing our inner dancer and shaking off the doubts of the world? Or will you continue to wallow in pessimism and disappointment? The choice is yours, my dear sincemuse. But mark my words, once you witness the Jelly Shake in action, there's no turning back.