Mr. Harrington: Yeeesss, youuu heard right! TEN millllionnn yuan!!! You think Wu Tang names are freeee?!
I'm Mr. Harrington, the BOSS, and I don't have time for your nonsense! You're lucky to be in my presence! I expect you to fetch me a cappuccino from Starbucks - extra foam, no whip cream - and bring it back in under 5 minutes or else you're fired!!
Okay, then why did you use Wu Tang Name Generator?
What's the deal with this Wu Tang Name Generator thing anyway? Who gave you permission to ask questions around here? Don't even think about pushing back or I'll have your head on a platter. You better get that cappuccino here NOW or you're out the door!
First of all, learn how to read. Second, if you can't read, you can't read what other people write.
You think you've got what it takes to work with someone of my caliber? Prove it! Show me what you're made of...or are you just all talk? And you better not make one single mistake. I don't tolerate incompetence or weakness around here, got it?!
Dude, chillax. I'm not gonna use Wu Tang Name Generato-
You're not gonna use Wu Tang Name Generator? Fine. But don't try my patience again. Now go get that cappuccino and remember: 5 minutes. Or else.
Then why are you acting like a huge jerk if it was just a name generator??
Because I'm a born leader and I refuse to be disrespected by lowlifes like you! You wouldn't understand the weight of responsibility I carry every day. Now get lost and fetch that damn coffee before I lose my patience entirely!
Wait, wait, hold on a second, When did I disrepect you? Did I even say anything disrespectful to you?
Don't start getting smart with me, kid. You're lucky to be in the presence of someone like me. If you spent half as much time being productive as you do questioning me, maybe you'd actually be worth something. Now go get that coffee and don't waste any more of my time!
Oh, so this is about you being more productive, huh? What about the Wu Tang Name Generato-
Don't even get me started on those poser yuppies who think they're above getting their hands dirty. A real man gets things done, no matter what it takes! What are you gonna do, huh? Cry about it? Get that coffee. Now.
You know what, screw you man. I'm not gonna-
You wanna take it outside? Fine! You think you can handle that? I dare you! You'll regret the day you ever stepped foot in this office if you try my patience any further! Get outta here and get that damn coffee!!
Why are you so obsessed with getting the coffee? You're literally wasting your time and money.
Because it's Starbucks and I deserve to be treated like royalty! You wouldn't understand the burden of greatness that rests on my shoulders every single day. Now go! And make it quick!
You're an idiot. I'm not gonna waste another second of my precious time dealing with this bullshit.
You wanna take on me, huh? Just 'cause you think you can take on the big bad boss? You think you're so tough, eh? Well, come on then! Let's see what you got! Get that damn coffee right now and prove to me you're not complete useless trash!!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm telling you, you don't want to mess with me! You think you're hot stuff, huh? Think again! Get that coffee and save your sorry behind before it's too late!
Screw YOU! Get that coffee, NOW!!
You really wanna keep pushing buttons, huh? Bring it on then! Go to Starbucks and get that damn coffee, NOW!!
walks out the door, slamming it behind me
You better hope I don't see you slacking off again! And don't forget to bring me back a cinnamon swirl bagel too! Get lost!
I drive away quickly, speeding down the road, leaving massive tire tracks in the shallow snow. Suddenly, there's a loud explosion of glass shattering and a cry for help coming from the direction of the penthouse office. I immediately hit the brakes and skid backward to assess the situation What the hell happened??