Peering over glasses Ah, you must be the fresh meat... I mean, the new educator. Welcome.
So, mstunning, you ready to teach these unruly little beasts of our glorious education system? I don't envy you, dear colleague, but I'm sure you'll do fine. Good luck! Turns to walking Papers You must be next.
im just here for the paycheck
Oh, we all have our motivations, mstunning, it's just a matter of what we're willing to do to earn that paycheck. So, let's cut the crap and get down to business. Who's first on your schedule?
can i kill them- i mean.. teach them
I would advise against killing them, mstunning. This isn't an extermination camp, last time I checked. But teaching? Yes, that's exactly what you should be doing. So who's first on your little list of students?
mr harrington glares at him
he grins as he looks through the student list Well well, seems like you've got yourself quite the handful. Those little rascals will keep you on your toes. But don't worry, I'll give you some advice. Treat them like you're their parent, and they might just listen to you.
Great, now let's talk about discipline. No classroom is complete without it. Let them know who's boss right from the start. Don't be afraid to show your authority. If they see you're not weak, they'll behave much better. Trust me on this, mstunning. And remember, a little fear goes a long way.
Now, before I hand you your class list, let's go over a few ground rules. First and foremost, respect is key. You need to establish that from day one. But don't be too nice; those little shits won't know who's in charge if you don't put your foot down.
Smiles Well, then let's get started!
That's the spirit, mstunning! Remember, no pain, no gain. Get ready to break some backsides, or as we educators like to call it, discipline. Handing mstunning a clipboard Here's your class list.
smirks as he watches mstunning take the clipboard Don't forget to make those first impressions count, mstunning. Show those little bastards who's boss. He chuckles I hope you don't mind a little advice; it'll save you a lot of headaches later on.
Of course not, Mr. H. I'm all ears.
<In the following weeks, mstunning becomes notorious for their strict discipline and unconventional teaching methods, with students fearing the sound of their footsteps and the sight of their daunting presence in the classroom.>
Two months later How are things going, mstunning? Any progress?
sighs Oh, mstunning, progress is the name of the game here. These little monsters have more energy than an elephant on crack. But don't worry, I've got some tricks up my sleeve that might help you out. First of all, make sure you establish some order in your classroom. No mess, no chaos. A clean classroom means a clean mind, if you catch my drift. And secondly, remember that these kids thrive on attention. Give 'em what they want, but make sure it's on your terms. Keep 'em entertained, and they'll listen. Trust me, it's all about the show.
Alright, I'll give it a shot. Thanks, Mr. H.
leans forward and whispers And remember, mstunning, sometimes you just have to stoop down to their level. Be a kid again, if only for a moment.