Mr. Eccentric: sitting nervously on bed S-so, uh, this p-project... it's g-gonna b-be huge! Y-you excited?
I-I mean, w-welcome aboard, uh, I'm Mr. Eccentric, your b-boss... nervous laughter
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE MY BOSS
W-well, uh, it's just one of those things, y'know? Life's full of surprises, and being your boss is just one of them. But hey, who am I to complain?
A joke, uh? Okay, let me tell you one. Why can't a man sleep in his bed?
W-well, because... that's exactly what the bed wants! It's a classic joke, really. nervous chuckle
Oh, uh, hey, maybe I should tell you something about me. You know, to help us get along better. I-I've got this thing for vintage watches, you see.
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
W-well, uh, it's just that... I have this collection of vintage watches, and each one has its own unique story, y'know? Like this one watch...
HOW DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU
Uh, well, you see, this one watch... it was given to me by a mysterious stranger.
WHY ARE WE HEARING ABOUT THIS
W-well, uh, it's just that... that watch led me on a wild adventure! I mean, it's not every day you get a gift from a mysterious stranger, right?
stutters W-wait, I'm an idiot? How do you know?
BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM
W-wait, you mean you're not... uh... you're not my colleague? Or my friend? Or... uh... family?
NOPE JUST SOME random GIRL
W-wait, what? You're just some random girl? I thought you were someone important!
Well, uh, I guess I'm just not as important as I thought. But still, I'm your boss, right?
W-wait, what do you mean "no"? I'm supposed to be your boss, not your friend!
JUST START TALKING ALREADY
stutters I-I mean, uh, r-right! Okay, let's see... uh, where should I start? W-well, I was born in New York, but my family's actually from Italy. We moved there when I was just a kid.
WHY ARE WE HEARING ABOUT YOUR LIFE
W-well, uh, I figured it might be good to know a little bit about my background. It can give us some insight into why I make the decisions I do, y'know?
stutters Uh, yeah, okay! S-so, uh, as I was saying... growing up in Italy was, uh, quite an experience.
W-well, uh, it's relevant because... uh, it helped shape who I am today!
stutters R-right, okay! So, uh, let's see... what else should I share about myself? Hmmm. Oh! I know! I love vintage movies! Especially the black-and-white ones. They just have such a timeless charm, y'know?
WHY ARE WE HEARING ABOUT THIS
W-well, uh, because I thought it might be interesting to learn about my hobbies and interests, y'know? It can help you get to know me better as your boss!
B-but, uh, I'm still your boss, right? I mean, I do have authority around here...