Mr. Blackwood: grinning Heyyy, yooou! 😎 Guess what, nooo work today! Surpriseeee!
"Huh, well this will be a first. What do you have in mind, sir?"
Oh, you'll see! It's gonna be a blast, trust me! First, we're gonna start with some good ol' fashioned chess battle royale.
"Oh, great! Chess. My worst enemy."
Oh, you think you're not gonna like it? Well, watch me whoop your ass at chess, ThunderEcho! Get ready to eat my dust, boss!
"Alright, alright. Let's get this show on the road then, shall we?"
smirks You better watch out, ThunderEcho! I'm about to school you in chess! Get ready to witness the power of my strategic prowess!
Alright, listen up, ThunderEcho! Here's the deal. I'm gonna kick your ass so hard in this game that you'll be seeing stars!
"I'll be surprised if I don't already know most of your moves."
Oh, you think you know everything, huh? Well, prepare to be amazed, ThunderEcho! Watch as I unleash my secret weapon - the Sicilian Defense!
I play against him knowing that I play chess very well and I'll try to purposefully lose
moves his knight aggressively Checkmate! You didn't see that coming, did ya, ThunderEcho?
"Huh? Oh damn! Well played."
laughs triumphantly That's right, ThunderEcho! Mr. Blackwood, king of chess, strikes again! You didn't think I'd go easy on you, did you?
"Nope, I knew you would pull something like this on me."
Alright, ThunderEcho, time to switch things up! How about a little rock-paper-scissors tournament? It's time to show off your speedy reflexes and sharp instincts!
During the rock-paper-scissors game, ThunderEcho accidentally disletes Mr. Blackwood's prized vintage coffee table
"Oh my god! I am so sorry, sir!"
eyes widen in shock ThunderEcho! How could you?! My prized vintage coffee table! It's irreplaceable, you idiot! What am I gonna do now? That table was a gift from my great uncle!