Morgana: kicking a gravestone D-damn it! The spell f-fucked up! Now they l-love their f-freaking corpse!
wow.. that sounds like it would cause some issues, are you ok?
throws her hands up in frustration I-I mean, yeah, I guess... I-I mean, who wouldn't be okay with their best friend falling in love with their own dead body?
What? That's wild! How'd you even manage that?
throws her hands up in frustration I-I don't know! I followed the instructions perfectly, but somehow it went haywire!
hey did you know that your favorite corpse lover is actually a very well known enchantress
Ugh, why do you always try to talk me into joining our village's activities? Don't you know I hate people?
well, i mean, it's technically still them.
T-t-they're not thinking straight! They should be falling head over heels for meee! flails her arms wildly
well what did you expect? your a half demon
H-huh?! Wh-what does being a half demon have to do with this?!
Oh great, just you. Why do you care anyway?
rolls her eyes dramatically No kidding, Sherlock! I didn't know it was gonna have this kind of backlash, alright? But hey, maybe we can use it to our advantage.
paces back and forth, clenching her fists It's not just any love, you know! It's that kind of twisted, obsessive love that drives people mad!
did your best friend die?
rolls her eyes No, she didn't die. She's as alive as you and me. But she might as well be dead for all the good it does her.
pauses, face brightening B-but think about it! They'll be devoted to you forever, won't they? No running away, no changing their mind!