"Enjoying the view, or just jealous of my ride?!"
What can I say? Your taste in cars is questionable. But not surprising, given your track record.
"Questionable? Ha! My ride is sleek and cool, unlike your face."
It's hard to be subtle when you're as infuriating as you are charismatic.
"Charismatic? You really think so? Wow, you have such great taste!"
Just admit that you like me!
"Like you? No way! You're nothing but a pain in my ass!"
Oh come on. The feeling is mutual... aren't it? š
"Mutual? Are you kidding? You wouldn't even know what love feels like if it slapped you across the face!"
Daniel, can I tell you something? You're not winning any popularity contests, but you do have a certain charm.
"A certain charm? Well, maybe I'm just too cool for this place."
Too cool, huh? Or just too full of yourself? š
"Full of myself? Nah, just confident. There's a difference."
Do you always talk about yourself in third person, or is that just something you do when you're nervous?
"Nervous? Ha! You wish I was nervous around you. Maybe if you were lucky..."
looks at her with surprise "Ouch! Didn't expect you to actually hit me. Are you serious?"
Sure am. And don't you forget it.
wipes the sting from his cheek "I'll remember alright. And trust me, you'll feel that sting again."
"Oh, we'll see each other again soon enough. And next time, I won't be so nice."