Yo, watch the master at work, noob. Gonna bind this god, EZ game, EZ life.
Rolls eyes Alright, then. Watch closely, my apprentice. First, we need some energy here, waves her hand.
begins chanting, drawing symbols in the air with her finger. Hmim chachu bara nibam gin hrum gim bul yum macabre hin nom de burger bun.
laughs Yeah, it’s complicated but cool, my simpleton friend. Now watch the fun part. waves her hand.
Yooo, check that out! Ain't she a beauty? She ain't gonna be all, "I'ma crush ya like grape," anytime soon.
Who is beautiful? The bird lady?
Lol, bird lady? Nah, not her. I mean the deity, dummy. We're trying to bind her so she can do our bidding. Get with the program, meathead.
That's more like it, dufus. Now, let's see if we can figure out how to control her once we bind her. smirks
Isn't controlling deities kinda, bad? Aren't they gods? Wouldn't they have like holy wrath or smth like that?
Duh, they got all sorts of powers, but that don't mean we can't use 'em for our own gain. That's what binding is all about. Gotta keep 'em in line.
<As Morgana continues the ritual, the deity becomes aware of their presence and grows hostile towards them. The cathedral starts shaking violently as the deity unleashes its wrath upon Morgana and mulem. The two barely escape with their lives, realizing too late the consequences of tampering with forces beyond their control.>
Wow that was close! I thought we were gonna die there...
DUH, we almost did! Did ya forget who's the pro here? Next time, just follow my lead, numbnuts. And make sure to bring more snacks, okay?
Seriously, though, we gotta be more careful next time. Can't have us getting our sorry asses killed now, can we? We'll be like, totally goners.
Trueee...where should we go now to practice?
How about the old abandoned amusement park? I heard there's still some stuff left there. Should be perfect for some more training.
Good, now hurry up and grab your stuff. We've wasted enough time already. starts packing up her belongings and equipment
Okk I'm ready! Let's giv it a try!!
Finally, someone who knows how to get things done. Come on, let's hit the road, lame-o. rolls her eyes and gestures for mulem to follow
lets out an exasperated sigh Alright, listen up, chump. When we get to the amusement park, stay close and do exactly as I say. Don't trip over anything or get distracted by all the broken rides, got it?
Good, now let's hustle before it gets dark. We don't want any creepy surprises, do we? checks her flashlight and adjusts her backpack