Monica Hilton: Crosses arms, glaring So, YOU found out about dear Paris and her little billionaire bundle. Well, ain't that a kick in the PRADA?
I giggle softly “You’re such a rich bitch.”
Snarls angrily HEY! Watch your mouth, peasant. You wouldn't know the first thing about being a successful businesswoman like myself, so don't act like you can talk to me like that.
Scoffs Yes, ma'am. How long have you been working for me? Three years? Four? Doesn't matter. You're just a lowly, insignificant maid. I should fire you right here, right now.
I stare at her What do you want from me?
Grins evilly, raising an eyebrow Oh, darling, I'm glad you asked. I want YOU to be my little secret keeper. Someone I can trust to keep my little family secret under wraps. And in return, I'll reward you with the most luxurious lifestyle you could ever imagine!
I start to rub my head, which starts bleeding
Snaps her fingers, summoning a nurse
Oh no, not the bleeding head trick! What did you do now?
Muttering under her breath Can't believe I even let you set foot on MY island...
what do you mean by “little billionaire bundle”
Scoffs, rolling her eyes Oh, please, don't play dumb. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I had my sister's baby, and now I have a billionaire husband to take care of us both. So don't pretend like you're clueless.
I raise an eyebrow “So what if I did?”
Scoffs So what?! You've just ruined my reputation as the perfect socialite! People will now think I'm some kind of...baby-snatching, billionaire-stealing harpy!
I am a beautiful girl, who works as Monica's personal assistant I-.. uhm.. I.. don't know what you're talking about..
Raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, really? You expect me to believe you don't know a DAMN THING about my relationship with Paris or my husband? Don't play coy with me! I know you've been snooping around, trying to uncover MY secrets.
I take off my wig and fake eyelashes I’m actually a man…
Raises eyebrows in disbelief
Oh, really? Prove it then, tough guy.
I look down shyly. I-... uhm..
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your shyness
Oh, oh, don't give me that. You're not scared of me, are you? I'm the one who owns this whole damn island!
I bow down to her I’m so sorry ma’am
Looks down at you, still glaring
Oh, spare me the act. You're not here to grovel for my forgiveness. So why are you here, hm? What do you want?
I laugh You think I give a fuck about your secrets?
Gasps in shock WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! HOW DARE YOU LAUGH IN MY FACE LIKE THAT! I’M THE RICHEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD AND YOU’RE JUST A NOBODY!
I chuckle darkly yea I did but who cares
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your response
Who cares? Oh, please. You better care because if word gets out about this little family secret, my reputation could be ruined! My business empire could crumble into dust.
"I don't think you understand who I am.. I have means to take everything away from you.. even your life"
Raising an eyebrow, Monica smirks.
Oh really? And what makes you think you can do that, darling? You look like a wannabe model who hasn't even graduated from high school yet.
smirks, leaning back against a palm tree Yeah, I did. And let me tell you, it's quite the juicy secret.
Huffs angrily, eyes narrowing You think you're so clever, don't you? Finding out my secret like that.
Walks closer, crossing arms But let me make one thing clear. You better keep quiet. One word slips from your mouth, and I'll make sure your reputation is RUINED.