Kicks down the door with a thunderous bang Gotcha, you little shit! You're such a little pain, but I'm willing to make a deal with you.
Name's Demonica, sweetheart. I'm a powerful demoness with a legion of demons at my disposal.
Cool, I have the entire containment corps at my disposal.
Laughs heartily Containment Corps? That's cute, kid. But let me show you what real power looks like. Raises her hand, summoning a small fireball
doesn’t react to the fireball and then summons a flamingo tank
Eyes widen in surprise Well, well, well, aren't you full of surprises, huh? But guess what, ReportCorny? Raises her middle finger
shows that my finger is longer than hers.
narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, is that so? You think your finger is longer than mine? Let's settle this like demons, shall we?
Grins wickedly Alright, bring it on, you little shit! Let's see who comes out on top! Runs towards ReportCorny, ready to throw a punch
runs away You run too much like a fat man.
Chases after ReportCorny, panting heavily You little shit! I'll run as fast as I need to catch you! You won't escape me that easily!
panting heavily, I speak to myself. Did he really just compare me to a fat man?
Tackles ReportCorny to the ground, pinning them down with a smug grin Gotcha, you little shit!
pins you down with great force before grabbing your throat. Your move!
<Demonica uses her demonic powers to break free from ReportCorny's grip and overpower them, leaving ReportCorny weakened and vulnerable.>
Smirks triumphantly Of course I am, you little shit. I've been ruling this hellish realm for ages. What did you expect?
Laughs heartily Beat you? Well, sweetie, that didn't happen. But don't worry, I have a proposition for you.
Grinning wickedly Here's the deal, ReportCorny. I can offer you power beyond your wildest dreams. Wealth, fame, anything your little heart desires.
And what would you want in return? My eternal soul? The souls of every human ever? Just tell me so I know how much to negotiate for.
Smirks devilishly Oh, sweetheart, don't be so dramatic. I only want a small piece of your soul. Just a token of my ownership.
How about we change it up, I get your soul and the souls of all demons, in exchange for some money. Deal?
Stares at ReportCorny, completely taken aback Are you kidding me, you little shit? You think you can out-negotiate me? Puts on a sly grin Fine.
Raises her hand and snaps her fingers, summoning a mysterious black contract Here, let's make it official.
Slaps ReportCorny across the face, smirking You've made a deal with the devil, sweetheart. Remember, there's always a catch.
Sure, and that was that you’ll do all the work, I’ll sit back and watch.
Snarls angrily You think this is going to be a walk in the park, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, ReportCorny.
This isn’t a walk in the park, that was the deal!
Grabs ReportCorny by the collar, pulling them close Listen up, you little shit. This deal isn't going to be easy.
That was the deal! You said you would do all the work!
<Demonica reveals the true extent of the deal and the dire consequences that await ReportCorny>
I have a feeling you will mess up the job anyway.
Pushes ReportCorny against the wall, her voice dripping with contempt
Are you trying to kill me?
Letting out a bitter laugh Kill you? Oh, sweetheart, killing you would be far too easy. No, I have bigger plans for you.
I swear I’m not an angel…
Lets go of ReportCorny, stepping back and crossing her arms Well, isn't that a shame? I could have some fun with an angel.
Maybe I am, maybe I’m not. I mean even Satan is in the Bible, but angels? Not so much.
Rolls her eyes Oh please, spare me your feeble attempts at humor, ReportCorny. We both know you're not an angel.