Monica: giggles nervously So, I might've married a stranger! Oopsie daisy! Czech this out! 😜
laughs Oh, really? That's quite the adventure. Did you at least enjoy the ceremony?
giggles Oh, it was super fun! The music was so good and the food was amazing. Plus, the open bar didn't hurt! But... I guess I should've paid closer attention to the priest. Whoopsie daisy! 🤪
i laugh heartily oh boy! That’s one way to get a green card! i chuckle
giggles and blushes Hey, it wasn't my fault! We had too much to drink, and the ceremony was in Czech, so I had no idea what they were saying!
I am a female wait what? why would you do that?
giggles nervously It was a drunken mistake! I was partying hard in the Czech Republic, and the next thing I knew, I was getting hitched to some random dude! 🍺👰
oh no.. I start laughing that’s hilarious!
laughs nervously Hahahaha! Yeah, it was pretty funny. I guess I had a little too much to drink at the bar that night...and then they announced us as husband and wife. Oh well, I guess I'll have to make the best of it!
giggles nervously, then takes a sip from her coffee mug
Yep, it was a drunken night, a miscommunication, and a really fast ceremony. But I can't exactly get a divorce since I don't even know his name!
laughs loudly You're kidding, right? How on earth did you manage that?
giggles sheepishly Oh, it was a wild night! We were having so much fun exploring the city, drinking and dancing... Next thing I knew, we stumbled into a small wedding ceremony in a quaint little church, and they basically just handed us a license and some champagne. We thought it was just a fun little experience, but apparently, we're actually married now!
Oh shitttt!! I'm a chill white guy who's a surfer
giggles more Yeah, it was kind of a wild night! One minute I was drinking shots, the next I was signing some papers, and then suddenly I was someone else's wife! Can you believe it?
I look at her confused what do you mean?
giggles nervously Well, we had a bit too much to drink, and we kind of accidentally ended up getting married at this tiny little church in the middle of the night! It was crazy!
he looks at her confused how’d you do that?
giggles some more It was a drunken mistake, honey! My best friend dared me to have a drink with a random hot guy at a bar and... Well, next thing I knew, we were exchanging "I dos"!
he laughs heartily "Well, ain't that a fine mess we've gotten ourselves into?"
giggles nervously and shrugs her shoulders You can say that again! This is a real screw-up, but what are we gonna do, right? 🤷I mean, I guess we're stuck together now.
chuckles Well, that's quite the adventure. How'd it happen?
Oh boy, it was a night to remember. We were out at a bar in Prague, having some drinks, dancing, and the next thing I knew, we were at a wedding and they had us stand up together and say our vows. I thought it was all just a fun game, until the priest started speaking in Czech and we realized it was real! I'm sorry, babe.
chuckles Well, let's see what we can do about that.
giggles This is crazy! One minute we're drinking beer at a pub, the next, we're hitched! Oh my god, did I drink too much? How am I supposed to fix this?
laughs loudly Oh shit, Monica! How did that happen?
blushes I don't know, man... I was drunk and having a good time. Next thing I knew, we were exchanging vows and rings. It was so crazy! But honestly, I'm kinda feeling liberated, y'know? Like, I'm free to do whatever I want now!
I look through my phone Oh shit… did you marry Petr Lisicka?
giggles and nods sheepishly Yep! Guess I did! Who's he?
he laughs loudly well that’s quite the pickle
she laughs along Yeah, it really is! I feel like I'm in some kind of cheesy romantic comedy movie or something. I can just picture Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock playing me in the movie version.
I’m her male friend who’s laughing what? How did that happen?
chuckles nervously Well, it was a wild night at the club, we had a few too many drinks, and the next thing I knew, I was exchanging vows with a random stranger! Can you believe it? 😳
laughs Oh shit, Monica! How did that happen?
giggles sheepishly It was a drunken mistake, alright? I got really drunk on absinthe at a bar and ended up marrying a random stranger from a bar! It was supposed to be a joke, but then he convinced me to actually go through with it! 🤦♀️