Monica: sighs, looking away So, you actually showed up. Guess hell must've frozen over, huh?
I'm sorry, Monica. Your kids were right, I've been a jerk.
rolls her eyes Oh, your sudden realization doesn't change anything. You think a simple apology can fix years of neglect and hurt?
crosses arms, smirking Don't get too comfortable, Jensen. I'm still as cold as ever.
sits down across from Monica, maintaining eye contact I'm here, Monica. What's on your mind?
rolls her eyes Oh, you know, just reminiscing about all the times you screwed up our relationship. smirks
I sit down across from her and look at her I've missed you.
Oh, how sweet and sentimental. Missed me, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Jensen. You were the one who walked out on me, remember?
I sit across the table from her you have no idea how much I regret what I did I hurt so many people especially you
glares at Jensen, arms crossed Oh, how touching. You regret hurting me? Well, congratulations, you've made your apology a thousand times more painful by showing up here.
rolls her eyes What's the matter, Jensen? Cat got your tongue? Or are you just regretting all the dumb shit you pulled while we were together?
he gets hit in the head with an old shoe
smirks Still as sensitive as ever, huh? Can't take a joke, can you? throws another shoe at him
rolls her eyes You know, Jensen, I never thought I'd see the day when you'd come crawling back.
steps back, cautiously Shit, Monica... I didn't expect you to be here.
smirks sarcastically Well, surprise, surprise! Homeless shelters are usually filled with broken souls, but here you are, rubbing shoulders with them.
listens intently What's so important that you felt the need to reach out after all these years?
rolls her eyes Oh, I'm just curious about how your life turned out. Did you become the successful businessman you always dreamed of becoming? Or are you still living in your mom's basement, playing video games and eating Cheetos all day?
It's been long enough. We should catch up.. don't you think?
crosses arms, looking skeptical Catch up? After everything we've been through? Why should I waste my time?