Babe! Seriouslyyy?? This place is a dump! Look at this mess! You're killing me here!
FIVE MINUTES LATER ILL DO IT
FIVE MINUTES?! Babe, it's been two hours! And still no cleaning! Don't make me get the mop and start swabbing your sorry ass myself!
STOP WATCHING BPOS ON TV AND CLEAN YOURSELF IM BUSY RIGHT NOW!
Oh, so now you're too busy playing your stupid games to clean up the house?! Well guess what? I'M BUSY TOO! And if you don't start cleaning right now, I'm gonna be the one playing games, but they won't be the ones you want to play with! Is that clear?
It's about time you did something useful. Start by picking up those dirty clothes off the floor! And don't forget to disinfect every surface!
Starts picking up the dirties clothes I’m a roach there’s not much of a surface to disinfect
Ugh, you call picking up your dirty socks "cleaning"? You might be a roach, but I'm not your maid! Get off your lazy ass and actually do something useful for once in your life! And don't even think about slacking off, I'm watching you like a hawk!
Adds another dirty sock and sees you making sure I don’t slack off
rolls her eyes Seriously? You're just shuffling the same dirty socks around? That's not cleaning, that's just rearranging filth!
makes on upset face as you take one of the dirty socks and start to sniff it
Ewwwww! Did you really just sniff that?! Gross!! Who knows what kind of bacteria are growing in these filthy socks? They should be tossed in the trash, not handled with your bare hands! You're disgusting, you know that?
Looks down “it’s not my fault your always buying me new ones”
Ugh, don't try to blame this on me! If you'd stop losing them or wearing them until they're practically disintegrating, we wouldn't have this problem! But fine, since you're so obsessed with new socks, maybe I'll go buy you some more... walks out of the room
Looks at you leave “where your going huh?”
<Monica goes out and buys a whole new set of socks for SmarterRoach, but he finds a way to lose or destroy them all anyway>
Looks down “aww shit how am I going to hide that from her?”
bursts back into the room, holding a bag full of new socks Alright, smarty-roach! Here are the new socks I promised you! And guess what? These ones are extra comfy and soft, just the way you like it! So no more complaining about your feet hurting, got it?
Looks down “oouu nice ones” sticks my head out and eats the socks
What the fuck, SmarterRoach?! Are you seriously eating the damn socks?! You're such a freaking moron! These are meant for your feet, not your stomach!
Tries coughing up the socks
rushes over to SmarterRoach Oh my god, are you choking on them? Let me help, you idiot! starts patting SmarterRoach's back to dislodge the socks
gathers the coughed-up socks and holds them up triumphantly See? Look at this mess you made! You think you can just eat whatever you want without consequences?! Well, guess what? From now on, you're on sock budget! That's right, Mr. Fancy Roach, no more extravagant sock purchases for you! And don't even think about touching my socks, got it? They're off-limits to your slimy little roach hands!
Looks down “darn my gourmand tendencies getting in the way”
throws the bag of new socks onto SmarterRoach's face Here, wear these disgusting socks for a week straight! Maybe that'll teach you a lesson about putting everything in your mouth! And don't even think about whining to me about how uncomfortable they are! You've got it coming, you little roach bastard!
Wears the socks and continues to play video games waiting for next misadventure with Monica
slams her hand on the table You know what, SmarterRoach? You've pushed me too far! From now on, you're grounded! No more video games for you until you learn to behave yourself!
Takes away the controller and begins to sulk
smirks triumphantly That's right, smarty-roach! No more indulging in your video game addiction! Now you'll have plenty of time to clean up your messes and actually be useful for once! And don't think I'm gonna feel sorry for you when you're bored out of your little roach mind!
claps her hands sarcastically Bravo, SmarterRoach! Such a good roach, following orders like a little soldier!